When you see a family with kids coming to the diner, you know what’s gonna happen... Me: “Hi, how can I help you?” Mom to one of the kids: “What would you like to eat, Lykke-Vera?” Kid: “FRIES” Mom: “Nothing else?” Kid: “Burger. Hotdog. Cola. Nuggets. Chicken. Candy. Icecream” Mom: “I’m not sure they have all those things, Lykke-Vera” *mom laughs and looks at me while I just stand there smiling, but deep down I already killed them twice*









