he's bread, jim

hope this isnt too nsfw for you guys but id really like to hold a hand

the bar for 2017 is set so low it’s incredible

if we avoid nuclear war in 2017 it will have been a smashing success but even that’s up in the air

im sure youre all wondering why ive gathered you here today

I hate 2016 so much.

Date someone who will date you

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THE SHOTS OF YORKTOWN GIVE ME SO MUCH LIFE LISTEN ALL THESE DYSTOPIAN FUTURES OF GRAY LOOK AT THIS BEAUTIFUL IDEALISTIC SPACE STATION IM SO EMOTIONAL ITS STAR TREK SO FULLY REALIZED!!

I get overly emotional about vulcans which is slightly ironic

Christians call The Bible “the greatest story ever told” almost as if they’ve never heard John Mulaney’s Salt and Pepper Diner