Hello World.

*stands under the full moon to charge myself *

my children have too many legs .. but they are handsome and strong

I said if you don’t bless the rains down in Africa, your mom’s a hoe

if u told me in 2013 how 1d wd be in 2017 i wouldnt have believed it. louis is a slav dad who makes electronic music, and is also a literal dad. liam is also a father… WITH CHERYL COLE??? and makes club bangers. zayn dipped early and has green hair? harry became a human flower and an actor? what the fuuuuckkkkkkkkkk

Thank you.

For those who would ever need it. -C

reblogging here because i can see this being relevant to anyone who’s ever tried to get out of an abusive relationship

Reblogging because that last comment made me reread the whole thing in a new light and realize this could be vital information. So, putting it out there for everyone, and hoping no one ever really needs it.