Myeeeeh Shenanigans

Fact: A recent study suggests that bisexuals are in fact very greedy. Supposedly, bisexuals often resort to stealing as a means obtaining food, especially in coastal areas where bisexuals will often swoop in on unsuspecting victims and take their lunch. Further research however, has revealed that the previous researcher may have conflated bisexuals with seagulls.

God it makes so much sense now @tophatsandtacos

I’m literally crying what does she even throw are those turnips??????

wHO IS SHE

@tophatsandtacos literally all I can think of is you doing this

I mean, you’re not wrong

She's really not.

The worst part about parents who don’t vaccinate is an underlying prejudice against the autistic; they’d rather risk a dead child instead of an autistic child.

So close to my home town, this city makes me proud.

“Now I don’t know exactly how trippy ‘fuck’ is but I imagine it’s excessively”

Bill Nye is an absolute blessing

Hundreds of kids killed in Syria, no one bats an eye. A lion killed and the whole world gets in a uproar.