Queen of the throne that nobody really cares about

after a long day of doing laundry for the entire neighborhood, i walk into my kitchen and cook an amazing gourmet feast, which i then eat entirely while crouched in the corner set aside for dining. afterwards, i tuck my son into solitary confinement before making the long trek down the master bedroom hallway to bed, where i settle in with my wife who just finished bathing in our second bathroom's indoor swimming pool

the next Critical Recap is just gonna be Dani Carr binge drinking behind a walgreens

Jenna Marbles has this series on her channel where she reacts to memes of herself that fans have made and she doesn’t make any money off them she does it to show her appreciation to her fans who make them because she knows they don’t make any money either also there’s someone in Russia that reuploads her videos in full and they dub them over in Russian and not only does Jenna know about this she thinks it’s cool that someone would take the time to do that and she refuses to copyright any of them and she is very wary of making any merch because the last company that she tried to work with straight up stole one of her fan’s artwork and now she doesn’t trust any merch company and I think that’s so awesome who’s like that on YouTube anymore? someone that is aware that the people who watch their videos are the reason they have been successful and who still makes content to entertain those people not just get their money brava

I was watching an episode just the other day where they went to get their new dog, Bunny. And in the car Jenna says like ‘we are not going to record in the foster parents home (where they are picking up Bunny) because it’s not cool/polite to do that’ and I literally had like A Moment, because when does anyone on youtube NOT just do what they want and fuck everybody else?

Jenna Marbles is the Internet that I signed up for.

we are boycotting amazon siri play despacito

apple’s not any better….gregorian monks start deepthroating

i meant to say throat singing but you know what that’ll work too