π IF YOU THINK YOU'RE DEPRESSED, CHEER UP! IT'S SO EASY TO BE HAPPY.
Welcome to my 21+ rp blog for my hazbin oc, Dillon! He's a sideblog and follows back from @pimp-n-out. I wrote him a while ago but am now revamping him due to renewed interest with S2!
DESIGN NOTES | HEADCANON TAG | MEME TAG | RULES | PROMO
If you like pathetic men who hate themselves, you've come to the right place! ABOUT under the cut!
WARNING: THIS BLOG WILL HAVE DISCUSSIONS OF SUICIDE, SELF LOATHING, DEPRESSION, ALCOHOLISM, RISKY BEHAVIOR, ETC. PLEASE FOLLOW AT YOUR OWN DISCRETION!!! I DON'T MIND WRITING THE MORE SEXUALLY UPSETTING THEMES FROM THE SERIES SO, KEEP THAT IN MIND!!
(MUN IS AUTISTIC AND ADHD, AS SUCH I TEND TO MISS SOCIAL CUES AND WHAT IS OBVIOUS TO YOU IS NOT TO ME! PLEASE DON'T IMMEDIATELY ASSUME ILL WILL IF I MESS UP!!!)
π Dillon was a hard working accountant during the 80s. All he did was work, really. Promises of bonuses, of making it big, of Caribbean cruises and the like! Just finish this, just stay over time, just smile and nod and try not to breathe wrong in front of the bosses... even when the company changed hands, those promises remained. Over and over and over, Dillon kept his head down. He kept smiling. He kept working. Diligent Dillon, always putting in 110%!
π So it must have been a surprise when the police arrived at the scene: An entire floor of cubicles full of lifeless bodies, the CEO's office no exception. Inside, both the CEO and Dillon lay dead, in a puddle of blood pooling out from both of their heads. Diligent Dillon must have really, really wanted that vacation...
π Ending up in Hell was no surprise to him, other than to find out it was real. The other surprise that didn't last too long is that he ended up being an accountant. Again. Passed around by various overlords who needed him until they didn't. Diligent Dillon never complained, he kept his head down, he always smiled...
π He signed a deal with a certain radio demon who promised to give him a break from it all. No more working all the time, not unless summoned for it. Dillon took it in a heartbeat, and soon regretted everything. It seemed that when he wasn't in need of use, he didn't exist. Put away in some void of nothingness. He was nothing but a fleshy calculator.
π Eventually, the Radio Demon had no need for him anymore, and would pass his contract onto the Vees, anonymously. Dillon was almost screaming his gratitude to be able to work again, but within days he'd be back behind a desk. Crunching numbers. Working... working... working. Diligent Dillon never complains, always smiling.
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π΄ So, what I'm noticing right now is, which isn't much of a surprise or difference from usual, but. I can only do really really silly, or short interactions. Long threads, especially multi para threads are on indefinite hold. I understand if you need to unfollow this blog and my others, since this goes into effect on all of them starting now. I've always been better at dialogue than action anyway, but I think it's really all I have energy for these days. I'm not going to apologize because it's not a situation where anyone is at fault; it just is.
π΄ If you're here for my wacky posts and one to two liners, then nothing is changing! But otherwise, nope. Don't have the energy for anything bigger.
π LOOK AT THIS GRAAAAAAPH... +bonuses under the cut
π My favorite late thirties man ready to end it all and take everyone with him (I KNOW SMOKE DOESN'T WORK LIKE THAT IN PHOTOS BUT I'VE GOT A BABY SLEEPING ON ME I CAN ONLY DO SO MUCHβ)
No stock broking for you? Why not try Charter Accounting!
"I am going to redirect you to my personal accountant, @dillopidated , because I have no idea what that even means. I'm a radio host. Radio. I deal in radio broadcast."
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π He's average, he's a twig, he's got a terrible personality, his dick is small, he masturbates to the thoughts of his bosses after work, and he has no self esteem! The total package!
blah blah budget. blah blah audit. travis is trying to listen, really. but it's so, incredibly boring. he can feel his eyes starting to droop. math has never really been one of his best skills. and this. well, it feels like a riddle more than a math problem.
the director stretches his legs and repositions himself. their thighs touch and dillon stops talking. was that a blush? travis tries to catch his eye and fails. he leans in more so their thighs are flush against each other. the avian sinner a squints down at the paper. "go on." he says to the armadillo.
dillon's blush deepens. "um..."
travis cracks a sly grin. he props his elbow on the table and leans in further. eyebrows knitted, he looks down at the stack of papers then angles his head to look into dillon's eyes. "maybe we should go back to my place so i can audit your assets." their faces are inches apart. travis counts himself lucky. his dark feathers conceal the light blush spreading across his cheeks.
the table squeaks and rattles under their weight. buttons fly off collared shirts while their mouths slot together hungrily. travis arches his hips to press himself bodily against the other. the feeling of something hard pressing against his leg starts a fire in his belly. god he can't wait to have that nerdy twink squirming beneath him...
"hello?" dillon's voice breaks the heat of the moment.
huh? what? what the fucks he mean hello- holy shit!
travis blinks twice. he looks at dillon and at the stack of papers. "uh sorry." he smiles sheepishly. the smallest shine of a blush can be seen through his plumage. "i was- um... distracted."
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"Dilly-dear," he remembered his name this time! "Do you remember what the budget is for the week? I need to know if I need to hide my purchases from Husker."
π "We're trying to cut down our spending on frivolous things, Sir. I'm not entirely sure HOW you are earning money, so... Our current weekly budget is 500 dollars. 250 for needs, 150 for wants and 100 for tucking away into savings."
π He's average, he's a twig, he's got a terrible personality, his dick is small, he masturbates to the thoughts of his bosses after work, and he has no self esteem! The total package!
π What DOESN'T he find attractive about Valentino at this point? "Um... This seems inappropriate for the workplace but um. I... I find the way you grab me without regard... So very attractive, Sir."
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