Burçin "Bruce" Wayne

Wonder Woman Game announced at The Game Awards. 

“area woman thanking her lucky stars that batman and superman fell out on the same day she was due to go to boss’ niece’s bat mitzvah”

“arkham guard astonished by trip to iron heights, only now learning what locks are for”

“area man pretty sure he should be making more than $60k a year if his boss has 10 billion dollars to waste on robotic exosuit”

“grown man who dresses in halloween costume every night thinks clown his biggest problem”

“disappointed child realizes Booster Gold at birthday party the real one, not just a guy in a costume”

“Earth totally not a tax haven, say Green Lantern Corps as they assign eighth lantern to same planet”

Clark wrote all of these, you can’t change my mind.

"I love you really...as much as I love washing your dirty underwear, but I do"

He’s just an old man…he doesn’t have any of the Batman’s gadgets or training or fighting skills!

Alfred: Oh my you’re right

There’s something else of Master Bruce’s I don’t have as well

Alfred:

When Dick was Robin, he used so many ridiculous substitutes that they crept into Bruce's vocabulary. This was just barely tolerable when Batman had a tiny Robin beside him to be delighted by, and add to, any silly thing Batman said. As Bruce Wayne, he had to stop entirely, so the connection between the identities wasn't obvious.

Now, Dick is 25. He still uses some ridiculous language, but he rarely patrols with Batman anymore. Batman has NO EXCUSE for saying, "Holy guacamole." It would be embarrassing. To protect his pride, he must refrain from swearing, lest some childish phrase slip out.