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bruce hitting alfred w āyouāre not my dadā immediately after turning down his Nirvana playlist while residual eye makeup runs down his face within the first twenty minutes of the film. at last. an adaptation that truly Gets Him
Mutuals, like for a short starter
Hey, mutuals, like for a one liner! Iām trying to get back into rping.Ā
Hey, mutuals, like for a one liner! Iām trying to get back into rping.Ā

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Wonder Woman Game announced at The Game Awards.Ā
It is currently in development at Monolith Productions
The trailer for the Live-action Wayne family adventures
do you think the dc universe has a news site like the onion thatās just likeā¦
āmeddling parents still alive, preventing bruce wayne from adopting yet anther orphanā
ānew study shows that 87% of all americans class superman as american citizen despite being born on a different planet, but only 49% avoided eye contact when asked about why martian manhunter doesnāt countā
āarea woman thanking her lucky stars that batman and superman fell out on the same day she was due to go to bossā nieceās bat mitzvahā
āarkham guard astonished by trip to iron heights, only now learning what locks are forā
āarea man pretty sure he should be making more than $60k a year if his boss has 10 billion dollars to waste on robotic exosuitā
ābreaking news: lex luthor sues superman for loss of earnings, claims that continually losing fights to him is negatively affecting his work ethicā
āHub City mayor declares state of unemergency after two hours without a violent crimeā
āgrown man who dresses in halloween costume every night thinks clown his biggest problemā
ādisappointed child realizes Booster Gold at birthday party the real one, not just a guy in a costumeā
ādrunk Aquaman rampages throughĀ āPirates of the Caribbeanā rideā
ānew Teen Titan not attached to any Justice League member wonders why theyāve been issued a uniform with a red shirtā
āEarth totally not a tax haven, say Green Lantern Corps as they assign eighth lantern to same planetā
āāno one knows how to stop himā says armed police officer as non-powered clown-themed supervillain begins 82nd massacre this yearā
Clark.
Clark wrote all of these, you canāt change my mind.
Bruce is exasperated but thinks some are funny and does nothing, nothing at all to stop it, even tells the press some are close to the truth.
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"I love you really...as much as I love washing your dirty underwear, but I do"
āSometimes, I wonder how I tolerate you, Alfred.ā
@starcityvigilanteā
āWhat are you doing in my city, Ollie?ā Bruce asked, more curious than anything.Ā āI didnāt expect to see you in Gotham.ā

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āNothing is ever that simple,ā Bruce said.Ā āYou shouldnāt be so quick to judge.ā
Starter Call
Iām a tad on the busy side right now, but like for a one liner?
āAnd what about it!?ā
āItās considered rude, princess.ā
Iāve ben a tad busy but iāve been missing rp.
Long Halloween has me wanting Grundy and mafia things though.Ā
I love how all of the Batman villains are like āah heās not at the manor, itās defenseless! and then alfred just racks an AK-47 and is like pull up bitch
Batmanās Villains: The butler will be easy prey!
Heās just an old manā¦he doesnāt have any of the Batmanās gadgets or training or fighting skills!
Alfred: Oh my youāre right
Thereās something else of Master Bruceās I donāt have as well
(Cocks a shotgun) A CODE AGAINST KILLING
Batmanās Villains: Wayne isnāt here to save you old man!
Alfred:
Alfred is the originalĀ āCall an ambulance ā but not for meā
@dragonpuppies I spent way too long on this
Bruce: I have a code.
Alfred: And I have a gun.
Bruce: time to remove the guns.
Alfred: good fucking luck.

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Bruce Wayne doesnāt swear. The man raises so many kids and is trying to set some sort of example, and still lives with his very polite butler guardian who would most certainly scold him every time he swore in front of the children. He also doesnāt use substitutes cause thatās too goofy, every time Bruce wants to swear he instead just stares intensely into the middle distance
The kids on the other hand make up for this and then some.
#i adore the implication the reason bruce is so silent and brooding and intimidating partly is because heās holding back swears #it really shaped his batman persona becuase surely he has a lot to say about what hes seeing but hes in fact too civil to do so #it ends up as silent but effective intimidationĀ
(via tajmahthemoose)
Alternative:
When Dick was Robin, he used so many ridiculous substitutes that they crept into Bruce's vocabulary. This was just barely tolerable when Batman had a tiny Robin beside him to be delighted by, and add to, any silly thing Batman said. As Bruce Wayne, he had to stop entirely, so the connection between the identities wasn't obvious.
Now, Dick is 25. He still uses some ridiculous language, but he rarely patrols with Batman anymore. Batman has NO EXCUSE for saying, "Holy guacamole." It would be embarrassing. To protect his pride, he must refrain from swearing, lest some childish phrase slip out.
Batman is glaring intensely into the middle distance because he just thought, "You bet your sweet patootie, big mama," and it is vital that no one ever knows this.
Is this it? Is this the Missing Link? Have we achieved a Unified Theory of Batman that accurately accounts for all observations, both the corny ā66 TV show and the subsequent stony live-action and animated brooding?
It was swearing, the whole time.....? Amazing.
this is the greatest Batman headcanon i've ever read.
Since Jason was a street rat he came with cuss words already downloaded. So occasionally Bruce would yell: āLeapinā Lizzards!ā at the same time Jason would say: āMotherfuckerā and Bruce couldnāt break him of the habit because every time he not-swore Jason laughed at him for ten minutes straight.
Hey, guys. Sorry i disappeared for a little bit. I may be semi-back now but Iām a bit busy, so activity will be slow.