An eight-panel comic featuring two purple crows.

Panel 1: “Hey, Inner Child,” says the bigger crow. “Hey,” the smaller crow responds.

Panel 2: “I’m supposed to be healing you,” says the bigger crow. “Yeah, I got problems!” the smaller crow yells.

Panel 3: “Well, I don’t have ALL the answers juuust yet,” says the bigger crow. “WHAT.” protests the smaller crow.

Panel 4: “But!” says the bigger crow. “But??” the smaller crow responds.

Panel 5: “I got you a drumkit!” announces the bigger crow.

Panel 6: The smaller crow’s eyes light up.

Panel 7: The bigger crow says, “Now instead of causing property damage you c–” “OUT OF MY WAY,” interrupts the smaller crow, pushing past them.

Panel 8: The smaller crow goes ham on the drums while the bigger crow, almost drowned out, says, “Ok, good talk.”

‘Moribund’