☆mr magorium's fingering emporium☆

all the best weed in america comes from a single farm run by the last bigfoot in existence

why do men have this eternal fear of being used for money they don’t have lol

i am an ally to all embarrassing and uncool women forever and ever

The thing about girls is they’ll be in a relationship with the most random man. They will find people you didn’t even know god could make

i need to get off tumblr i’m at the aquarium admiring the fish and my brain goes “posts that make you want to get in the water” what are you talking about. these are live fish in the room with you. what post.

I don't want to buy mass-produced garbage from a big box store so I go to etsy but half of etsy is now dropshipped mass-produced garbage or AI slop so I go to the local arts and crafts street market but a ton of those booths are also selling the same generic plastic objects or identical stickers or 3D printed dragons so WHERE do I buy real trinkets and art from sincere freaks

"He has a 12 inch cock" well my pussy ain't a fucking magicians hat bitch where is all that supposed to go

there r literally billions of reels u could have seen b4 u die but instead u wasted ur life being with those u love.