anxious spirit

"Is she a breatharian???" no she's just dumb

oh wow I could hurt myself so badly on this

obsessed with the pretty barista who flirted with me and then made me the worst chai latte of my life

Karl D. Kryter, The Effects of Noise on Man (Academic Press, 1970).

penis noise

Talk about getting two birds stoned at once lol

Nobody wants to risk death for minimum wage. Imagine that

I honestly think that the reason that twitter and tik tok think that tumblr is dead is that it does not have an algorythym that spoon feeds you content in the same way, there's no fyp and there's no news feed in the same way and people come here not realising they actually have to follow creators to see content.

its incredible how fast social media went from "find the content you actually want to see" to "heres what the algorithm automatically puts in front of you" and its actually impressive how tumblr has managed to just...not change. visually the site looks different but at its core its literally been the same thing for like ten years. hotel california

The toddlers currently binge watching finger family among us pregnancy coffin dance elsa spiderman play with slime compilation videos are going to one day invent the most intriguing and uniquely repulsive EDM subgenre in mankind's existence on their Amazon smart home creator software in 2033

The genre will be typified by 3-10sec long sonifications of NFTs punctuated by the sound of random objects hitting the pavement after falling from a great height. The genre will be cancelled 4 weeks after being created when artist Karkat Musk, known by zir stage name sludge_emoji samples the sound of a box of Ninja Funko pops falling off a warehouse shelf and killing a fulfillment center indentured servent