I am but a mere simp

@digisimp

Uma here! Uma there! UMA EVERYWHERE!

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I AM AGNES DIGITAL!

But call me digi!

DNI if your homophobic, transphobic, racist or anything similar. We have standards here and actual compassion.

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yayoi-akikawa-official

THAT DOTO NO LONGER BEING YOUR STUDENT SHOULD BE A REASON WHY SHE ISN'T SEARCHED FOR! SHE DOESN'T MATTER! SHE NEVER DID! SHE IS HATED AND NO ONE LOVES HER! NO ONE SHOULD EVER LOVE HER! WE WOULD ALL BE BETTER OFF IF SHE DIES

*Calmly and professionally pulls out an RPG and fires it at the anon*

https://www.tumblr.com/gitanlikesumas/822233753928777728/u-good-horse?source=share

Merch drop for the other digitans!!

AYO????

timelesstrainer

Don't kill any Gitans, timeline man.

But it was funny, she was like a tomato

JDBDJDBDJDUDJDJUHXICSNBE

HUH

fasterthanlightagnestachyon

Sooooo those two digitan that attached plushified you to a fan and spun you, @digisimp and @gitanlikesumas .

How are you going to punish them?

They are too eager for it. So the best thing to do is ignore them for a long while. That is punishment enough for them.

NOOOOOOOOOO

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urfavhatesterfs

YOU hates terfs

switchingtogeico

captainhaterade

rb if u hates terfs

official-pussy-posts-2

Official ‘terfs get out of my house’ Post

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away-for-a-journey

Urgh .. it's been bugging me more than usual ...

I guess it's just the 'musume' part that's giving me an ick ...? But I don't understand this kind of thing ...

Hm? What seems to be the matter staygold?

away-for-a-journey

Ah, Digi.... you probably know this kind of thing better than I do...

It's been a month or two since I noticed, but I'm not entirely too happy about being seen as a girl. I mean, I know I am one, since I'm an umamusume. But it's just... Eh. Yknow?

OH DID YOUR EGG FINALLY CRACK?!

#we love to see digi gold after awhile #also drink water

away-for-a-journey

Urgh .. it's been bugging me more than usual ...

I guess it's just the 'musume' part that's giving me an ick ...? But I don't understand this kind of thing ...

Hm? What seems to be the matter staygold?

#i return from the dead #yes i did forget #but by god do i see the vision

Hey digitan I think that plushy you found is actually the Real Agnes Tachyon. The one that Brian and Hishiama and Pokke were looking for. It'd be really funny if you gave her to them.

...WHAT????? TH-THAT PLUSHIE IS ACTUALLY TACHYON????

fasterthanlightagnestachyon

*please do not.*

*Gitan looks at the tachyon plush, before very gently grabbing her and running to find one of the above three*

fasterthanlightagnestachyon

*PLEASE DO NOT*

This may he cuteness agression, but i wanna tie the plushie onto a ceiling fan and make it go SPEEN

B-But what if the anon's right?? If that is Tachyon, t-then she'll be mad at us! She might make us be guinea pigs in her experiments!

*...considering that, her tail starts to wag*

maybe we should ehehehe~

Hehe~

Oh that is temptiiiinggg~

*digi's tail started to wag aswell*

I wonder what she'd do to punish usss? I'm getting excited just thinking about it!

Maybe she'll make us drink something and we'll hallucinate and we see nothing but agnes tachyon!!

ehehhehhehhhehhehehee

Quick! Let's find a ceiling fan!~

YAY!!!

There's one in the lounge! I can get some rope from the supply closet!!

*About 15 minutes later, they have Tachyon Plush tied to the lounge ceiling fan*

W-We should start gentle, right?

But...what if we went at max speed immediately?

D-Digi....

*Gitan looks horrified*

@fasterthanlightagnestachyon isn't a plushie anymore. A-And she's right behind you

*digi simply smiles*

I will accept ny fate with pride

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Hey digitan I think that plushy you found is actually the Real Agnes Tachyon. The one that Brian and Hishiama and Pokke were looking for. It'd be really funny if you gave her to them.

...WHAT????? TH-THAT PLUSHIE IS ACTUALLY TACHYON????

fasterthanlightagnestachyon

*please do not.*

*Gitan looks at the tachyon plush, before very gently grabbing her and running to find one of the above three*

fasterthanlightagnestachyon

*PLEASE DO NOT*

This may he cuteness agression, but i wanna tie the plushie onto a ceiling fan and make it go SPEEN

B-But what if the anon's right?? If that is Tachyon, t-then she'll be mad at us! She might make us be guinea pigs in her experiments!

*...considering that, her tail starts to wag*

maybe we should ehehehe~

Hehe~

Oh that is temptiiiinggg~

*digi's tail started to wag aswell*

I wonder what she'd do to punish usss? I'm getting excited just thinking about it!

Maybe she'll make us drink something and we'll hallucinate and we see nothing but agnes tachyon!!

ehehhehhehhhehhehehee

Quick! Let's find a ceiling fan!~

YAY!!!

There's one in the lounge! I can get some rope from the supply closet!!

*About 15 minutes later, they have Tachyon Plush tied to the lounge ceiling fan*

W-We should start gentle, right?

But...what if we went at max speed immediately?

#after a week #i remembered

IT FUCKIN YURI DAAAAAAAAAAAY

GMORNING GIRLIES IT'S YURI DAY AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Now's the time to move

Okay so you need to:

go to discord support ( https://support.discord.com )

sign in or sign up (you do not, and imo should not, use the name and email you use for discord proper. this is a different account; if you've got Firefox, you can use an email relay mask very easily, and the email will end up in your inbox but the site won't know your email from it)

"Submit a request" (at the top)

fill all the dropdowns (I did "Help & Support" -> "Technical Support" -> "Account Settings" -> "[OS type"). it won't let you proceed until you do

Subject line: something about age verification

description box: keep it civil, but be clear. you don't like this, you're not participating, and you're not giving them your money anymore (whether you had nitro or not is irrelevant, remember that you didn't use your actual discord login to get here and they have no way to verify).

some reasons possibly worth mentioning: the insecurity of databases (Discord's had multiple leaks; databases being hacked isn't possible to prevent afaik, it's a matter of mitigation), the dangers of putting one's govt id on such a database, the technical problems people are already experiencing where it's already been established, how it will disrupt communities

be very clear that this is going to cost them money. "I won't use your service anymore" is a common threat ("I'm never shopping here again!") - you need to make them feel that they are losing money just by considering it, and it will get much worse if it's implemented.

If someone has a better method, please lmk.

Hey digitan I think that plushy you found is actually the Real Agnes Tachyon. The one that Brian and Hishiama and Pokke were looking for. It'd be really funny if you gave her to them.

...WHAT????? TH-THAT PLUSHIE IS ACTUALLY TACHYON????

fasterthanlightagnestachyon

*please do not.*

*Gitan looks at the tachyon plush, before very gently grabbing her and running to find one of the above three*

fasterthanlightagnestachyon

*PLEASE DO NOT*

This may he cuteness agression, but i wanna tie the plushie onto a ceiling fan and make it go SPEEN

B-But what if the anon's right?? If that is Tachyon, t-then she'll be mad at us! She might make us be guinea pigs in her experiments!

*...considering that, her tail starts to wag*

maybe we should ehehehe~

Hehe~

Oh that is temptiiiinggg~

*digi's tail started to wag aswell*

I wonder what she'd do to punish usss? I'm getting excited just thinking about it!

Maybe she'll make us drink something and we'll hallucinate and we see nothing but agnes tachyon!!

ehehhehhehhhehhehehee

Quick! Let's find a ceiling fan!~

YAY!!!

There's one in the lounge! I can get some rope from the supply closet!!

#rip tachyon #GG queen

Hey digitan I think that plushy you found is actually the Real Agnes Tachyon. The one that Brian and Hishiama and Pokke were looking for. It'd be really funny if you gave her to them.

...WHAT????? TH-THAT PLUSHIE IS ACTUALLY TACHYON????

fasterthanlightagnestachyon

*please do not.*

*Gitan looks at the tachyon plush, before very gently grabbing her and running to find one of the above three*

fasterthanlightagnestachyon

*PLEASE DO NOT*

This may he cuteness agression, but i wanna tie the plushie onto a ceiling fan and make it go SPEEN

B-But what if the anon's right?? If that is Tachyon, t-then she'll be mad at us! She might make us be guinea pigs in her experiments!

*...considering that, her tail starts to wag*

maybe we should ehehehe~

Hehe~

Oh that is temptiiiinggg~

*digi's tail started to wag aswell*

I wonder what she'd do to punish usss? I'm getting excited just thinking about it!

Maybe she'll make us drink something and we'll hallucinate and we see nothing but agnes tachyon!!

#agnes tachyon plushie is DESPERATELY trying to move #screaming internally probably

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Hey digitan I think that plushy you found is actually the Real Agnes Tachyon. The one that Brian and Hishiama and Pokke were looking for. It'd be really funny if you gave her to them.

...WHAT????? TH-THAT PLUSHIE IS ACTUALLY TACHYON????

fasterthanlightagnestachyon

*please do not.*

*Gitan looks at the tachyon plush, before very gently grabbing her and running to find one of the above three*

fasterthanlightagnestachyon

*PLEASE DO NOT*

This may he cuteness agression, but i wanna tie the plushie onto a ceiling fan and make it go SPEEN

B-But what if the anon's right?? If that is Tachyon, t-then she'll be mad at us! She might make us be guinea pigs in her experiments!

*...considering that, her tail starts to wag*

maybe we should ehehehe~

Hehe~

Oh that is temptiiiinggg~

*digi's tail started to wag aswell*

Hey digitan I think that plushy you found is actually the Real Agnes Tachyon. The one that Brian and Hishiama and Pokke were looking for. It'd be really funny if you gave her to them.

...WHAT????? TH-THAT PLUSHIE IS ACTUALLY TACHYON????

fasterthanlightagnestachyon

*please do not.*

*Gitan looks at the tachyon plush, before very gently grabbing her and running to find one of the above three*

fasterthanlightagnestachyon

*PLEASE DO NOT*

This may he cuteness agression, but i wanna tie the plushie onto a ceiling fan and make it go SPEEN

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