welcome to hell

stop that

Shut the hell up and go watch Stevens universe I’m flexing

my milkman looking cute as hell in that lil bowtie. lol. 

my wife circa 1935 right after i go to work at the racism factory

whys there no emoji of a guy dead on the pavement

I am crying too

why does this meme have a hair on it

This is better than any snl sketch

IS THAT LINDSEY STIRLING

when the porridge starts getting a little rowdy in the microwave so you have to open the door until it settles down

sorry should i have said oatmeal would you all have cared then. fucking sick of this website.

people have the audacity to equate vanilla with “plain”. the fruit of a delicate orchid pollinated by hand. worth its weight in solid gold and beyond. the fussy black-and-cream jewel of the american continent. you sick son of a bitch. imagine a world without vanilla. no blondies. no pound cakes. no crème brûlée, no coke floats. no cream soda. no satiny new york-style cheesecakes. no warm apple pie à la mode. no velvety complexity to bring out complex notes in chocolate desserts. no depth of flavour in your cakes and cookies and milkshakes. all in just a few precious seeds or grams of paste or perfumed teaspoons of liquid black platinum. what you don’t understand could fill the library of alexandria seven times over and then some. you ungrateful bastard i’m going to kill you

Killing and hatred and violence

DESTRUCTION AND DEATH

millennials killing the deadbeat distant dad industry 

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this is what customer service is like