Piss Off!

so what if I want to have total control over every single thing at all times. just let me lol

hootin is a gateway drug to hollerin

Gods I fucking love this post. So hard. Fuck.

"getting laid" is very hot and sexy. "getting off"? great news as well. so you would think "getting laid off" would be wonderful news for your penis. but alas

at work straight up "slackin it" and by "it", hahah, well, lets justr say. I am not doing my job.

this had me crying laughing after all these years

I didn’t see the broom at first and thought this bitch was ripping ass

wait wtf is cream soda

cause when we're creaming and popping...

we’re cropping?

we're peaming

there’s not a star in heaven that we can’t reach

Some of you guys have never burned a CD and it shows

Some of you guys don't even realise I don't mean setting a CD on fire

I say shit like "If my memory serves me" knowing damn well it serves the dark lord

nevertheless, we ball

thereupon we ball

to sleep, perchance to ball