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Podium Series +

Montreal 2026 - Keeping You Warm

Monaco 2026 - Spoiling You

Barcelona 2026 - Airport Behaviour

Austria 2026 - Getting a Kitten

Silverstone 2026 - You're Angry At Them

Hungary 2026 - Jealousy

Miscellaneous +

Buying Flowers/LN4, OP81, GR63

Discovering Your Fan Account/OP81, KA12, FC43

Taking A Call While With You/MV3, KA12, LH44

Where You Would Travel/FC43, OP81, OB87

How They Would Care For You On Your Period/KA12, OP81, MV3

You Seem Pretty Sad For A Girl So In Love/LN4, MV3, GR63

Seasons as F1 Drivers - FC43, LN4, LH44, MV3

Why does this read like a prophecy? (or a vague gossip column)?

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Spring - Franco Colapinto 

Franco is the season of beginnings and beauty. Your relationship would bloom as beautifully as a flower tasting the sun for the first time. You would go on picnics and walks to pass the newly explored days of the year. In the early months of spring Franco would be tame, holding your hand, pushing in your chair, and holding the door. In late spring he gets a little riskier, kissing your neck, putting his hands under your shirt, and taking every chance to make you blush at his words.   

Summer - Lando Norris

Lando loves a fun and lively time of year. Summer is when you two go on yachts and party to your hearts content. You have to make sure to keep an eye on him though for, like summer, the heat can get overwhelming. You might find yourself paranoid and jealous for the later months, the fun of the early days peeling off like a sunburn. You might melt under the days that keep repeating, another drink, another party, another hotel room. No matter your moods, the summer will be hot and sweaty at all times.

Fall - Lewis Hamilton

Lewis is calm and breezy. Fall will cool down any temperament or grief, leaving a taste of sweet transition that only comes once a year. Autumn is the perfect season for you and Lewis to partake in pumpkin picking, movie marathons, and candy crashes. But fall can go from fun and romantic to causing a shift in coldness quickly. Maybe you two start arguing about the holidays ahead or your families having drama. Autumn is kind and simple but you must remember everything dies for its own preservation.     

Winter - Max Verstappen

Winter is the perfect excuse to warm up by the fire, causing cozy moments and special memories between you and Max. The warmness in your heart only grows as the cold takes over because Max always makes sure to keep you warm. A jacket over your shoulders, a hot chocolate in your hands, and anything that your heart desires, all paid for by Max. Maybe not as a gift but just as a random gesture to remind you that he’s still that for you and notices every shiver that emits from your body. 

2026 Hungarian Podium - Jealousy  

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Lando Norris - P1, (7/10)

Lando’s jealousy isn’t cold or angry, it’s built on his own insecurity. When you're with another guy he can't help but only think of how it compares to himself. The first stage of his feelings is sadness. He’ll wallow alone and act like a little boy who just got told he needs to share his toy cars. The second stage would be revenge, this is where he starts thinking more in the headspace that you’ve wronged him. Even if you hadn’t. He might go to more parties without you and flirt with other girls but he wouldn’t do anything drastic. His behavior would be just enough to make you jealous too but never to the extent that you might leave him.  

Max Verstappen - P2, (5/10)

Max is a very sure person. He knows where he stands in your life and he knows no other man could affect that. His jealousy is more just protectiveness. He’s not scared you’ll cheat or leave, he’s more scared something bad will happen to you. If a guy is standing or breathing too close to you, they’ll receive a glare in an instant. If someone is visibly making you uncomfortable he might have a few words. He knows the difference between when a guy is flirting with you or just being polite. He might be a bit peeved at a guy from trying to get in your life but he only acts when you need it.   

Kimi Antonelli - P3, (8/10)

Kimi’s jealousy is unserious at best but it’s very frequent. He knows you wouldn't cheat but he’s still annoyed when guys think you’d give them a chance. He just thinks they're weird for flirting with someone who is clearly taken. When one of these over-eager men tries to get into a conversation with you, Kimi will waltz over and put his hands all over you. He wouldn’t stop until the guy got the message. Once you two get back to your shared living space he’ll groan and turn into more of a clingy pet than boyfriend, demanding your attention and touch. But don’t underestimate him and his childish posture, if something makes you seriously uncomfortable Kimi would not be scared to throw hands.

You Seem Pretty Sad For A Girl So In Love - LN4, MV3, GR63

I love this album so much but it’s so sad :(

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Lando Norris - Cigarette Smoke

Everyone knows Lando Norris is not the most loyal guy on the planet. He’d try his best to dedicate his time to you and try his best when he eventually has to apologize. But at a point the apologies turn empty and the compliments turn shallow. Every party, or drink just gets too much. You two would argue and promise to change. But nothing would ever change. The whole relationship will start to turn regretful and Lando would seek validation from all the other women that he spends time with. His heart wouldn’t be in it with them, but does that really make it any better? 

Max Verstappen - Begged

Max would be a good guy to you. But I don’t think he’d do all that much. If you want something he’ll expect you to ask for it, and he won’t notice how you want to be seen. And if you say you want something once he’ll do it and then never again until you ask a second time. If you say you’re fine or okay he’ll believe it, because he wouldn’t expect you to lie. You would probably feel like you’re just an afterthought, even though that’s not how he intends it. Overall, If you silently forgive him, he’ll never know that there was a problem in the first place. The behavior he has towards you would never change. 

George Russell - What’s Wrong With Me

Throughout your time with George you would always have a small sinking feeling in your chest. Even if he hasn’t done anything, you can’t help but feel strange. You’d tell yourself you’re tired or sick, but that isn’t true. Your eating habits would get worse and you’d lose sleep just to this feeling you have. You try to find a cure by cutting out things or people but you begin to realize the pattern. George is what’s wrong with you. He’s there, then he’s gone. Your relationship is calm but volatile. Nothing’s wrong because there’s no way to cause a problem when you're miles away. The problem is your relationship and there’s only one way to solve it.  

2026 Silverstone Podium - You Get Angry At Them

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my poor boys kimi and max <3

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Charles Leclerc - P1

He would be emotionally distraught. Especially if he doesn't know what he did. When you first brush him off or give a short answer, he would be a little annoyed but mainly in confusion. All those emotions turn into sadness and guilt in like five seconds though (he lowkey has this response with Ferrari every race week). But one major difference between you and his team is that he genuinely wants to do anything to make it up to you. He’ll do small favors around the house constantly and get all your favorite foods. Every couple hours he tries to hug you as a test to see if you’ve forgiven him yet. If this strategy doesn’t play out his way after two days, he will verbally apologize very passionately.   

George Russell - P2

He would be pissed off right back. Before he actually thinks about why you’re mad in the first place, he’ll be annoyed with you. He wouldn’t want to speak and you two would give each other the silent treatment for like multiple hours. But, once he actually mulls over what you’re trying to get him to see or understand, he will realize he messed up. At first he would probably still be his stubborn self but time will help convince him to apologize. He would definitely go get you flowers and your favorite chocolate. And when you’re both at home, he’ll sheepishly say sorry and push the items into your hands. Later when you two are watching something he’ll joke about the fight and laugh as if it wasn’t him who caused it. 

Lewis Hamilton -P3

He would instantly apologize, even if he doesn't know what he did yet. He just doesn't want that kind of drama in his life (reminds him too much of brocedes). Whatever you want for the next couple days Lewis would give to you. If you want clothes, they're already on the way. If you want food, it’s already been ordered. If you want peace and quiet, his lips are already sealed. Sometimes you feel tempted to pretend to stay mad so you keep being spoiled, but he can tell when someone’s actually mad at him so it wouldn’t work. He knows exactly when you’ve forgiven him and seals it off with another apology and a kiss if he’s lucky.

2026 Austria Podium - You Surprise Them With A Cat 

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my favs on the podium <3

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George Russell - P1

He would be aghast at the sight of a kitten on the floor of your apartment. He would run through all the logistics in his head and decide this was not an optimal decision. He was gone far too much to take care of an animal so why would he want one? You try to convince him that you two should keep the tiny feline but he has his mind made up. Yet, the second the kitten rubs against his legs and purrs softly he’d fall in love. Suddenly the cat took priority, only being fed the best foods and being spoiled beyond belief. George would spend an abundant amount of time and effort to train this kitten, time that he doesn't really have. At the end of the day when the cat is climbing on the both of you, he’ll quietly admit the thankfulness he feels towards you for introducing him to his new companion.   

Max Verstappen - P2

Max is no stranger to cats, but four seems like an overwhelming amount. So when he sees the new cat wrapped tightly in your arms he just sighs and scratches their tiny head. He gives you a disappointed look and slinks away quietly. He just accepts the new addition with no real protest, if another cat makes you happy then why not. He hands you his wallet when you tell him you’re going to look for supplies to accommodate the kitten. You shouldn’t worry about him though. He secretly enjoys having another pet, he just likes to pretend he doesn't so you’ll feel guilty and will ignore his late night sim racing.         

Kimi Antonelli - P3

Kimi would be skeptical of a cat, and just a little jealous. He just doesn’t understand how you’d rather cuddle a tiny furry monster than the current world championship leader. He’d buy the cat its food of course and help take care of the kitten, but the cat is seen as competition to him. After a long race weekend he gets home and just wants to relax on the couch with you. So when he sees that cat on your lap, which is HIS seat, he can’t help but feel a bit annoyed. He gently pushes the kitten to the other side of the couch and lays his head on your lap. If you start lecturing him on being nice to the cat, he’ll fake remorse and the second you turn your head he’ll stick his tongue out at the cat.   

How Would KA12, OP81, MV3, Care For You On Your Period

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Kimi Antonelli

Kimi would panic the second you murmur to him that you're on your period. He would be completely lost and have no clue what to do. Just in general he would take an educated guess and buy you some chocolate and a myriad of other candy. He would be very careful around you, afraid you’ll snap at him. Kimi would be very dramatic with his tip-toeing around you, mainly because he’s uneducated on the topic. But if you start crying he’ll completely forget all his fear of your wrath. Kimi would scoop you up and lay you on the couch as gently as possible. Then he would get your favorite blanket and candy for you. He’d turn on some random nature documentary and lightly guide his body next to yours, wrapping his arms around you to provide comfort.  

Oscar Piastri

Oscar would just straight up ask what you need. He will want to be provided a list of things he needs to get from the store just to make sure you receive specifically what you want. Oscar would definitely hate to see you in pain, especially when he can’t do much to make it better. If you’re having a painful period he’ll definitely do all the tasks you usually do around the house, while letting you sleep. He’ll attempt to make your favorite meals and also attempt to run you a bath with all the fancy bath add-ins you might like. You’ll be thoroughly pampered and receive a nice break from all things stressful. And after a long day, Oscar would just be happy to have you cuddled up next to him in bed.   

Max Verstappen

He’ll probably be very chill about periods. If you two wake up in blood soaked sheets, he’d be completely unbothered and change them while you shower. Then he'd go pick up breakfast from your favorite place and deliver it to you in bed. The whole day max would periodically check up on you to see how you’re doing. If you say you need something he’ll immediately go get it, I mean like speeding to the store. He’d also be more affectionate and tease you less. He knows you're more sensitive than usual so he tries to not say anything that will put you in a bad mood. For dinner he would bring you take-out and make sure you get to watch your favorite show while eating it on the couch. Once you fall asleep he’d kiss your forehead and drape a thick blanket over the two of you.

2026 Barcelona Podium - How They Act in Airports

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Lewis Hamilton - P1

Always First Class. He pays extra just to make sure you two are in twin seats/the ones with a shared bed. He’s overall pretty calm, mainly because you guys leave the house five hours before the flight. He guides you gently through airport security checks and whispers the directions in your ear so you don’t become overwhelmed by the loud yelling around you both. He does all the checking in which means he has both of your passports and boarding passes. Lewis wants to make the airport as relaxing as it can be for you. He wants to handle everything and keep you both cool. All he wants in return is a soft kiss and you as his personal pillow for the flight.  

George Russell - P2

George will get into fights with you over nothing at the airport. Everyone around him being stressed reflects on him directly. You’ll argue about where you need to be and when. George will want to be at the airport a very long time before his flight. He’ll also want to double check your carry-ons and make sure you haven’t forgotten anything. After a while of fighting you just give in to him and let him do all the work. George carries all the language for you anyway so you just let him do his own thing after you calm him down a bit.  Once you get on the flight, first class seats of course, he’ll thank you for your help begrudgingly and place a pillow on your lap for him to sleep on.  

Lando Norris - P3

Lando gets to the airport maybe two or three hours before his flight. He basically leaves everything up to chance. When you try to leave earlier than he would like he just says that they can’t leave the airport without the highest paying customers, which is just untrue. He’s very relaxed about the whole airport situation which probably drives you up the walls. You’ll prepare mostly everything (with the card of his which he insists you use), You’ll remember all the little details, and do the packing. Once you get to the gate the first thing he does is hunt for candy, leaving you sitting in the airport seats mentally dying. Once you get on the flight he’ll make it up to you by letting you sleep on him the whole flight. He always sacrifices his blanket for you so you can have double. 

2026 Monaco Podium - How Spoiled You Would Be

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Kimi Antonelli - P1, (10/10)

Kimi will buy you anything you have the slightest interest in. The second he gets even an inkling of your want for something he purchases it. He travels a lot so naturally he stumbles upon things that remind him of you frequently. Before he can even think more than a second about it he’s already bought it. He wants to make you happy so desperately that he’ll get you gifts every time he goes away. Your Birthday or other holiday gifts are overly extravagant and superbly expensive. He spares absolutely no expense when it comes to you.   

Lewis Hamilton - P2, (6/10) 

Lewis buys you anything you absolutely need. He pays for your food, water, and housing. Whatever you need to live. Of course he also insists on paying for all your dates. He goes above and beyond for birthdays and holidays. Yet, he trusts that you have your own money to buy what you want. Him paying for your basic necessities already allows your money to be spent on stuff you would like. He wants you to keep some independence in your life if you two aren’t fully committed to each other yet. But, if you ask for something he can’t bring himself to say no to you. 

Isack Hadjar - P3, (8/10) 

Isack pays for you when you're with him or when he knows you can’t afford it. For example, he purchases you tickets to fly out to any of his races and anything you might need/want while you’re there. He pays for all the dates you two go on and any activity you want to do. He does spend an exuberant amount on gifts for you. When he gives you gifts it’s not strictly for holidays. He likes to surprise you with a spontaneous gift at any time. Isack just wants you to be with him and will pay any amount of money to keep you where he is. 

Where FC43, OP81, OB87, Would Travel With You

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Franco Colapinto - Fiji 

He would enjoy a tropical and adventurous place to take you. He wants to spend time with you in the most fun ways. He’ll suggest you zipline, snorkel, and most importantly explore. Franco loves to take interest in locals and their lives. You’ll make lots of new friends and memories just by following him around. If you prefer a more quiet environment he’s happy to stay at your hotel and just go swimming or relaxing. He will order tons of food wherever he goes and insists that you two need to finish it. His ideal trip would be filled with curiosity and excitement. But, he won't enjoy himself unless he knows you’re enjoying yourself. 

Oscar Piastri - Scotland 

Oscar seems like the type of person to enjoy a good hike. Scotland is perfect for hikers, so perfect for him. He would research the best trails and prepare weeks in advance. It will make for a perfect silent adventure that he desperately yearns for. But of course, he would get bored with too much silence even if he prefers it. He recognizes that you would be the perfect addition to the trip. He’ll carry your bag and watch out for you at all times. He tries to make it seem like you’re holding him back from his true hiking potential but you both know he secretly enjoys this way much more. Scotland would be calming for him and you’ll make it so much better. 

Ollie Bearman - Paris, France

Ollie would take you to Paris for a romantic getaway. The Hotel will have a sophisticated and mature ambience to it. But, Ollie is anything but mature. Every morning you’ll go to a cafe and get a croissant together, Ollie especially loves this because he can fake a french accent horribly and pretend to be a snobby food reviewer. He’ll also demand that you get an ice cream every single day, at the same place. Thankfully Ollie changes up the rhythm by getting a new flavor each time you two go. He’ll definitely still attempt to make it romantic. He buys you gifts and flowers. He dances with you to slow french music. He’ll definitely try his best to make it an amazing trip. 

MV3, KA12, LH44 Taking A Call While With You

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Max Verstappen

Lowkey wouldn’t pick up unless it’s really important. If a phone call interrupts his time with you he just writes the caller a quick text to tell them he’ll call later. But, if it is that serious, he’ll begrudgingly pick up the phone, groaning in an exaggerated fashion. He’ll hold on to your hand while on the phone to make sure you don’t walk away or get upset. He’s the type to tell the other person he has to end the call because he “doesn’t want to upset the wife.” Afterwards, he complains a bit to make sure you fully grasp that he doesn’t want to have your time together interrupted either.  

Kimi Antonelli 

Everyone knows this kid is always taking calls during the most random times. So when he takes a phone call while hanging out with you, you’re already prepared. He puts his finger up to his lips silently to signal that he plans to stay on the phone. You dramatically pout at him but stay quiet nonetheless. Seeing your dramatic annoyance Kimi places his arm slyly over your shoulder to make up for the disturbance. Once he gets off the call he apologises profusely while giggling, promising to make it up to you. You definitely can’t stay annoyed for long though, at the hint of his laugh you already join in with a small, slick smile. 

Lewis Hamilton 

He would take the call and stay on the phone for an hour. At that point you would just go do something else. One of your favorite things about him is that he always picks up the phone when you call; unfortunately, this isn’t exclusive to just you. Once he exchanges a million different goodbyes with the caller you’ll look at him with a faux angry face and he’ll just look confused. He wouldn't even realize how much time he’s spent on the phone and when you tell him, he wouldn't believe you. Until he checks for himself, of course. He acts like it’s no big deal but you know he feels a little bad when he orders from your favorite restaurant that night and makes breakfast for you the next morning

OP81, KA12, FC43 Reaction To Your Secret Fan Page About Them

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Oscar Piastri 

He stumbles upon your fan page in a moment of boredom; Simply, his phone died and he wanted to spend his time doomscrolling on yours. He finds your hidden profile quite intriguing. 

He chuckles shyly when he sees your username, Pastryeater81. He sees the embarrassing amount of edits you’ve reposted all with one common subject, him. He goes down the rabbit hole of your page which consists of very thirsty comments about his arms, and his neck, and his face, and everything about him really. He’ll feel just a bit smug the next few days. But once he knows he’ll use it against you. Not often, but just the right amount of times to make you feel embarrassed. 

Kimi Antonelli

He would see it on your phone randomly while trying to find brianrot videos to send to his friends. After finding it he would become a blushing mess. All those comments about his accent and the videos about how good he looks after a race would make his head spin. He would genuinely be out of commission for a few minutes. But once he finds his bearings he would pester you about it constantly. Whenever you get into a squabble that feels more like a joke he would use your own words against you. If you told him to be quiet he would quote word for word the comment in which you said you could listen to his voice for days and never let him shut up. He would be very dangerous with the information about your fan account but he would also be so easily flustered.

Franco Colapinto

He would find it after he saw one of your posts being a picture you took of him and hadn’t posted yet. He would absolutely love your fan account. The first thing he did once finding it was follow the account on all platforms. He would start to leave comments on your post and reply to any comments of yours. He thinks it’s so adorable that you made a whole dedicated account just for him. He would ask to collaborate with you and encourage you so much that you would threaten to delete the account all together.  He would tease you lightly but not to the point where it’s embarrassing. Plus everyone knows that he’s the account’s biggest fan.

2026 Montreal Podium Trying To Keep You Warm

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Kimi Antonelli - P1 

Kimi would be trying to find all the blankets in Montreal for you even if you just gave off a mere shiver. He takes your warmth very seriously and always makes sure you grab the warmest jacket you both own before you leave your shared hotel room. Even if you protest that you aren't that cold Kimi fully believes he knows you better than yourself. So wherever you are in cold, wet, and windy Montreal there will always be a small italian teenager trailing behind you with a blanket and second jacket. 

Lewis Hamilton - P2

Lewis already knows what you need before you even think of the possibility of needing it. The second you step outside his jacket is already on your shoulders. The car is already warmed up for you, the seat heater turned on to the max volume. Lewis makes sure you’re well prepared for any cold that could possibly come your way. Before you even leave for Canada he’s already packed you a scarf (which conveniently has Ferrari's prancing horse stitched into it). Lewis makes sure to prioritize your comfort in the windy, freezing place that is Montreal.  

Max Verstappen - P3

Max is too focused on the race ahead to think about your reaction to the weather. But the moment he sees your face scrunch and your shoulders shiver he immediately switches all his focus to you. The second he gets a break he delivers you a steaming, hot cup of tea in your very favorite flavor. He makes sure you receive a hot lunch and a pair of gloves for the cold. He regrets not thinking of you earlier so he does the most to overcompensate for it. He smothers you in quiet acts of care. If all his efforts don’t warm you up, the fuzzy feeling in your heart at his devotion will.    

LN1, OP81, GR63 Buying Flowers

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------------------------------------------------------- Lando Norris - Red Roses

He has no plan going into getting your first bouquet of flowers, his main focus is doing something that will make you happy. But that leaves him quite clueless. The second he walks into a flower shop he’s overwhelmed and frazzled. His mind goes blank until someone at the store asks him if needs help. All he can comprehend at that point is red roses. A classic, a little basic, but timeless. It represents all love that came before and the future that your love will follow. It shows the amount of commitment that Lando is too afraid to say out loud. You can expect flowers from him frequently.    

Oscar Piastri - White Carnations

A flower that represents love, innocence, and good luck. Which Oscar didn’t know until the people at the store told him but he thinks it’s fitting. Oscar doesn’t really focus on meaning when buying flowers, just convention, whatever fits you best and looks pretty. Carnations are known for longevity which is why Osacr buys them. He knows you get upset when the flowers he gets you die and your sadness is unacceptable to him. Carnations fit your laid back relationship and calmness that carries you both through everyday. You can expect flowers from him every couple of weeks. 

George Russell - Light Pink Tulips

George is a known face at your local flower shop. He’s such an expert he could pretty much work there. He purchases light pink tulips, they’re sleek, elegant, and represent his care for you. He goes out of his way to arrange them just the way he thinks is perfect. He spends an ungodly amount of money just for one bouquet. Tulips are perfect for him to fit his aesthetic while also making sure it represents his feelings thoroughly. George likes to speak through his flowers carefully. He makes sure the meaning fits both you and him. You can expect flowers from him every week.