i dont know but im printing it out and giving it to everyone i know

talking to my infant son like im a youtuber

Whats up baby. Father here bringing you another spoonful of Gerber ham and gravy baby food

You walk into the kitchen and I’m wearing gloves and goggles and welding a sandwich together

in this essay i won’t

fuck you for coming to my ted talk

Young, dumb and full of gum

gum stays in your body for 7 years and i eat a lot of it

That’s actually a myth! If you went digging through your yummy shits you’ll find chewed gum looking about the same as it did when you swallowed it!

my whats? 

Gay culture is picking Chikorita

The type disadvantage against every single Johto gym leader represents the struggles we face as LGBT people

chikorita threw the first brick at stonewall