Gay Centaur @diddlydarndean - Tumblr Blog

•18+ Adults Only

Watch Anya Live on Cam

Anya is live and ready to show you everything. Watch her strip, dance, and perform exclusive shows just for you. Interact in real-time and make your fantasies come true.

✓ Live Streaming✓ Interactive Chat✓ Private Shows✓ HD Quality✓ Free Actions

Free to watch • No registration required • HD streaming

grawly

triforce-kun

@regi572

regi572

I have never had a more relatable post in my life

rarmaster

ficcyshit

Watching a guy play Doom on a cabal of toasters is officially the most surreal shit to grace my existence.

hotlocalwizards

andreas-brimmer

zestyblog

bisexualgambit

New Sitcom Idea

A lesbian couple gets a shocking surprise one day when God (played by Laverne Cox) shows up at their door. Upset at how humans had turned her message of love and acceptance into a message of hate and discrimination, she decides it’s time to send Jesus back to earth and wants the lesbian couple to raise Jesus. Hilarity ensues.

bisexualgambit

No need for homophobic or transphobic jokes when you can have exchanges like “Ma'am your son turned the water fountain into wine again and got all the other students drunk” “Jesus Christ.” “….. I’m not sure if that’s suppose to be you responding to me or you requesting to speak to him.”

lowkey-god-of-puns

Also jokes about infinity-“Ask your mom”.

Kid: “Mom, can I sleep over at John’s place?”

Mom #1: “Oh, I don’t know, sweetie. Ask your mom.”

Kid: “Mom, can I sleep over at John’s?”

Mom #2: “I don’t know, have you asked your mom already?”

Kid praying: “Mom, can I sleep over at John’s place?”

God: “Have you asked your moms already?”

bisexualgambit

OH MY GOD YALL ARE KILLING IT

•18+ Adults Only

Watch Anya Live on Cam

Anya is live and ready to show you everything. Watch her strip, dance, and perform exclusive shows just for you. Interact in real-time and make your fantasies come true.

✓ Live Streaming✓ Interactive Chat✓ Private Shows✓ HD Quality✓ Free Actions

Free to watch • No registration required • HD streaming

dabneycoleperson

If you see Richard Spencer Why don’t you punch him in the head If you see Richard Spencer Won’t you give him a big black eye Go at him swingin’ Ain’t no one gonna cry

#favorite

televisionsgif

#got #renly baratheon #lady melisandre

snaggletoothsmith

emilyisobsessed

Who has the better relationship with Bo?

hanspolo

do ittt. (x)

estebanwaseaten

As someone else pointed out:

Doing this would be extra fantastic because suddenly all of the pre-printed inauguration memorabilia “45th President” stuff Trump has made would suddenly be made inaccurate, as Biden would technically own that title. So they’d either have to scramble to make a bunch of new stuff OR they’d have to go through with the Inauguration without any “46th President” t-shirts or hats or whatever OR all the Trump supporters would just have to buy merchandise that was technically inaccurate.

allcontrolisgone-deactivated201

Can you imagine learning about this in history classes in the future? I would love to be that teacher

Student: so the 45th president was Biden for like, a day? Teacher: yes Student: why Teacher: drama

ahsgifs

•18+ Adults Only

Watch Anya Live on Cam

Anya is live and ready to show you everything. Watch her strip, dance, and perform exclusive shows just for you. Interact in real-time and make your fantasies come true.

✓ Live Streaming✓ Interactive Chat✓ Private Shows✓ HD Quality✓ Free Actions

Free to watch • No registration required • HD streaming

fomysquad

#BlackPride #YouSmart #BlackExcellence

locallyloved

i love when people say they “had a thing” with someone. were u in love? did u have sex? got slushies one time?

merriweatherpostpavilion

I summoned a demon with a candle once and she dripped blood from her eyes onto my bedsheets and then we fell in love and now shes my girlfriend

goblinsofthegalaxy-deactivated2

I don’t know how to casually play video games. It’s either I’m not interested or I play for 16 hrs straight and forget to eat.

bwboysgallery-deactivated202007

Dev Patel photographed by Geordie Wood

#what a babe #dev patel

•18+ Adults Only

Watch Anya Live on Cam

Anya is live and ready to show you everything. Watch her strip, dance, and perform exclusive shows just for you. Interact in real-time and make your fantasies come true.

✓ Live Streaming✓ Interactive Chat✓ Private Shows✓ HD Quality✓ Free Actions

Free to watch • No registration required • HD streaming

tarantinosdeathproof

I still cant believe Carol (2015) dir. Todd Haynes is a real movie, like it sounds like something a Tumblr Lesbian™ would make a text post about like “WHAT IF Cate Blanchett and like.. ROONEY MARA were secret vintage lesbians that dont give a shit about their men and go on a roadtrip together??! and fucking Sarah Paulson was a cool lesbian who used to date Cate Blanchett and now she dates hot redheads?? And at some point Cate goes down on a topless Rooney Mara and we see Cates bare muscular back as shes eating her out!!!” Its so unreal but this shit actually happened i saw it happen with my own gay eyes

khaleevee

“Anakin and Obi-Wan vs Dooku, but every time their blades clash, Palpatine says Do It”

draumboosky

I don’t know how to feel about this

Trending Blogs

Last Seen Blogs

Gay Centaur