After all this time, thereâs now a way for us âregularâ muhfuccas to benefit from all this transgender bullshit.
Sadly however, you hafta be on the verge of getting locked up to do so.
Then you, with your hairy balls, nappy beard and Adamâs apple can calmly say, âWould you mind calling me âLindaâ from now on, Your Honor? Iâve always felt like a woman trapped in a manâs body.â
And the judge has gotta rock with you on that.
Otherwise, heâs a bigot.
Otherwise, heâs a homophobe.
Then, while youâve already got him over a barrel, hit him with your next gambit; demand to be sent to a womenâs prison if found guilty.
Then, think about it, is jail really that bad?
I mean, imagine: (Iâll do the visuals)
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And youâll be the muhfucca with the only dick in there (until others catch on to the ruse).
And âthe lawâ had better let you rock, too.
I mean, considering that this freak Maya âAlecâ McKinney is getting his/her âgender preferenceâ respected in the same court thatâs trying her as an accomplice in a school mass shooting that claimed a life, if you and your little cocaine or boosting or jawalking or whatever the fuck, donât get the same pass, then itâs even more bullshit.
This bitch/dude done gone and shot up a school and we as a nation have become so PC that weâre concerned with respecting her/his preferences?
And if you hate that type, or maybe if youâre one of the parents of victim Kenneth Castillo, you kinda hope she/he does get thrown into a male prison.
Sheâll/heâll be nothing but pussy there.
Sheâll/heâll probably start getting fucked so well and so often that sheâll/heâll grow her/his hair out long, start wearing makeup, forget that sheâs/heâs only in there because sheâs/heâs supposed to be a male, and fuck the whole thing up for everybody.
Honestly tho, this whole respect-for-gender-preference bullshit was only instituted to protect transgenders who the law seemed to think, for some hilarious reason, could only ever be âvictimsâ in cases of crime.
Victims of shit like hate crimes and bullying.
Now what âAlecâ has exposed is an ugly little reality that should have been obvious from the door; just because youâre transgender, doesnât mean you canât be as fucked up, criminal and crazy as anybody else.
In fact, there still exists a school of thought which suggest that if you feel like you were born in the wrong gendered body, youâre already crazier than just about everybody else alive.
Still, this is one case to certainly keep an eye on.
The bitch/dude should go to jail.
She/he might not tho because, of course, whichever âtypeâ jail she/he should be sentenced to will evoke strenuous protests either way.
If heâs sent to a female prison, protesters will vociferously denounce the lack of respect being shown his chosen gender.
If sheâs sent to a male jail, then how dare they offer up her as almost a ritualistic sacrifice to male lust.
Afterall, she/he only participated in one school shooting.
Theyâll probably just let her/him off with a warning.
Who Should Maya âAlecâ McKinney Get Locked Up With: Men or Women? Finally. After all this time, there's now a way for us "regular" muhfuccas to benefit from all this transgender bullshit.