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Dickie Bhee Writes No More

Aiight, so what can I say?

I’m a ripoff artist.

And a bad one at that.

Couldn’t even find the photo app that would let me break my pic like the one of Donald Goines – who’s posthumously written biography I so clearly stole the title of – so I found a broken glass app and went with that.

Not the same effect but… it’ll hafta do.

And it’s true, I’m done.

I didn’t get murked like Goines.

Otherwise,…

I Miss Bullying (& Shaming)

Recently, while hanging with the great BumpCity, I ran into this dude that used to bully me mercilessly back in high school.

I could be just standing around when BOOM, outta nowhere, a hard right hand crashed against my chest.

Now, that fact that he didn’t do it all the time just made any random appearance more terrifying.

Who knew when the blow would land or if, in fact, it would at all?

And I…

Is Race or Mind Control the Reason that Shooters Like DeWayne Craddock Are Never Taken In Alive?

Yeah, I know.

I’m supposed to look at this nigga and be like, well, we always wanted “equality”. Now we’ve got niggas just as crazy as any white boy.

But now I’m thinking or rather wondering; is it because they’re Black that the cops never seem to bring in alive any of the Black mass shooters?

Or is it because they’re under some kinda mind control, a mind control that might break over time and…

Pamela Anderson, Sensitive Thugs (& Rock Stars)

Bro; I’ve said it, like, how many times now? you either marry a confirmed virgin or you accept that the bitch that you’re walking down the aisle with is a whore.

The first is nearly absurd because it’s impossibleto confirm; unless, of course, you kidnap the newborn girl of two good-looking parents and keep her locked away and chained to a wall, allowing her freedom only to exercise and under your…

Why’d They Put Out the White House Burning Man?

Look, if a muhfucca’s crazy enough to set himself on fire, the least you could do is let his ass burn till he dies.

You put the muhfucca out then not only is he gonna be in pain for only God knows how long, but he’ll be big disfigured and I mean permanently.

Imagine that: thinking you’re about to kill yourself only to find out you merely fucked yourself up.

And it’s not even your fault!

I mean…

Babies Are a Burden Imposed on Women By the Patriarchy!

I’ve been actually playing around with this topic for a minute because I know that ultimately, it’s gonna become a real thing.

I’m wondering why it hasn’t started already.

I’m wondering why there’s not some “feminist” out front, either incapable herself of having babies or, like Linda Lovelace‘s 180 on porn, a mom of maybe twelve who’s now wishing she’d never had any, saying that the process of…

Trump, Biden & the “Genius” of 1994’s Violent Crime Control and Law Enforcement Act

The real shit to ponder is what, in 20 years, they’ll tell us was fucked up that they’re doing to us now.

You know how like we found out about the Tuskegee Experiment about 20 years after that shit first went down?

Well, it took the mudslinging of the 2016 Presidential campaign before it was exposed how virulent 1994’s Violent Crime Control and Law Enforcement Act, also known as the 94 Crime…

Golden State in 4? Not Quite…

Really; the only threat to a 3-peat for the Golden State Warriors was Giannis and now that Kawhi done sent him packing, Golden State will almost fall backwards into another chip, especially since that unlucky leprechaun, pogo-stick of a dipshit, ball-hog pace-ruiner Kevin Durant is still lying about getting shot ripping up his achilles and tryna make it seem like it really isa hurt calf and he…

After all this time, there’s now a way for us “regular” muhfuccas to benefit from all this transgender bullshit.

Sadly however, you hafta be on the verge of getting locked up to do so.

Then you, with your hairy balls, nappy beard and Adam’s apple can calmly say, “Would you mind calling me ‘Linda’ from now on, Your Honor? I’ve always felt like a woman trapped in a man’s body.”

And the judge has gotta rock with you on that.

Otherwise, he’s a bigot.

Otherwise, he’s a homophobe.

Then, while you’ve already got him over a barrel, hit him with your next gambit; demand to be sent to a women’s prison if found guilty.

That’ll kill ’em.

Then, think about it, is jail really that bad?

I mean, imagine: (I’ll do the visuals)

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And you’ll be the muhfucca with the only dick in there (until others catch on to the ruse).

Even incels could score.

And “the law” had better let you rock, too.

I mean, considering that this freak Maya “Alec” McKinney is getting his/her “gender preference” respected in the same court that’s trying her as an accomplice in a school mass shooting that claimed a life, if you and your little cocaine or boosting or jawalking or whatever the fuck, don’t get the same pass, then it’s even more bullshit.

Come on.

This bitch/dude done gone and shot up a school and we as a nation have become so PC that we’re concerned with respecting her/his preferences?

Fuck outta here.

And if you hate that type, or maybe if you’re one of the parents of victim Kenneth Castillo, you kinda hope she/he does get thrown into a male prison.

She’ll/he’ll be nothing but pussy there.

She’ll/he’ll probably start getting fucked so well and so often that she’ll/he’ll grow her/his hair out long, start wearing makeup, forget that she’s/he’s only in there because she’s/he’s supposed to be a male, and fuck the whole thing up for everybody.

Honestly tho, this whole respect-for-gender-preference bullshit was only instituted to protect transgenders who the law seemed to think, for some hilarious reason, could only ever be “victims” in cases of crime.

Victims of shit like hate crimes and bullying.

Now what “Alec” has exposed is an ugly little reality that should have been obvious from the door; just because you’re transgender, doesn’t mean you can’t be as fucked up, criminal and crazy as anybody else.

In fact, there still exists a school of thought which suggest that if you feel like you were born in the wrong gendered body, you’re already crazier than just about everybody else alive.

Still, this is one case to certainly keep an eye on.

The bitch/dude should go to jail.

She/he might not tho because, of course, whichever “type” jail she/he should be sentenced to will evoke strenuous protests either way.

If he’s sent to a female prison, protesters will vociferously denounce the lack of respect being shown his chosen gender.

If she’s sent to a male jail, then how dare they offer up her as almost a ritualistic sacrifice to male lust.

Afterall, she/he only participated in one school shooting.

They’ll probably just let her/him off with a warning.

Amanda Eller & What that Dick Do

Of course, I had my suspicions over the mere fact that the bitch had been “found” after having been missing for two weeks.

Then when I read about how she was in “good condition”, I knew the fix was in.

I mean, didn’t we just – maybe not “just” – see this shit with Sherri Papini?

How long is it gonna take before we realize that a good percentage; by no means all, but probably as high as between…

Is Shane Morris Really Lying? Or is He Lying about Lying?

If you know the stories surrounding both the book and the movie The Godfather, then you know that the actual mafia went through lots of different changes as far as how they felt about them shits.

Initially, I think, they pretty much considered the whole issue a dub.

Then, after hearing about the fact Francis Ford Coppola was turning the written work into a flick, they were heated.

Deals…

Killing Transgenders & Why

The thing about trannies is, you know.

I mean, you may not immediately know.

There are some that if the time and moment are right when they catch your eye, can dazzle you to the point where you’re just stuck, but then you look again – well, most of us do – and you’re like… oh.

The other morning, I was coming back from the gym, when this baadslimmy was walking towards me, did a 180 and started…

Amy Schumer: On the One Hand…

“Mom-shaming”?

Yeah, ok.

Now were just making shit up.

Also, ain’t it possible that muhfuccas ain’t just offering “constructive criticism” or even disagreeing with a fool?

Why’s it hafta be “shaming”?

It’s only the people that are gutless about their own choices that reconfigure any contrary opinions on those choices as “shaming”.

The rest of us just live our lives, do our thing(s), having…

Jada…?

You are not alone if you all “bullshit” on the notion that it was some time before her marriage to Will Smith and not any time within the last 22 years that Jada Pinkett-Smith endured what she described as her “little” porn addiction.

I’m with you on that.

And the reason I think this is the case is because it’s been only within the last maybe 20 years or so that the proliferation of porn has…

What’s Tony Robbins Got to do With a NYC Subway Stabbing? Well…

I’m not even sure I’m gonna read the new “accusations” against self-help guru Tony Robbins, suffice it to say he pissed somebody off – somebody in power – big time and it’s clearly been decided that he needs to be taken down a peg if not taken out entirely.

If you’ve been reading me long enough, you know it’s beenmy position that the bulk of these recent “accusations” of any sort are all just…

When’s Durant Gonna Stop Lying About His Achilles Injury?

My step-brother can confirm that I called it.

I knew it.

I could tell.

The symptoms were just too obvious.

Everybody that’s every publicly publicly torn his achilles did the exact same thing that Kevin Durant did in Game 5 against the Houston Rockets in Golden State’s 2nd round match-up; he turned abruptly as if he’d been kicked then, realizing there was nobody behind him, visibly began to wonder.

“Adversity Scores” are Insulting

Let’s say I’m the smartest kid on the planet.

As such, I happen to have my choice of any college in the world at my beck and call.

I choose one; let’s say it’s an Ivy.

I enroll and attend.

The only thing is, I just happen to be a nigger.

From Day 1 at my new school, my life is going to be hell.

Know why?

Because everybody’s going to just naturally assume that I’m in their presence because of some…