How Jason Todd Should Have Been Introduced to the BatFam
Batman, frantically putting in numbers and calling someone.
Batman: pickuppickuppickup
Dick Grayson, who just got got in bed after a long patrol, groaning.
Dick: Hello? Bruce, what's going on?
Bruce: Dick I need you to come home right now
Dick: what's going on, is everything okay?
Bruce: yes, I just need you to come home
Dick: .... B I can't just come home I have work at the gym tomorrow and-
Jason, in the background: Holy fuck is that a dinosaur?!
Dick: was that a fucking child???
Dick, rushing out of bed, knowing good and well Alfred is on vacation and there is no way B can be alone with a new child: what happened?
Bruce: hestolethetiresofftheBatmobile
Dick: ... That doesn't mean you can kidnap him!!
Bruce: I couldn't leave him. He was hungry. We got burgers.
Dick: oh my god, okay, I'm on my way, have you called Alfred?
Dick, rushing down the stairs to his car: Bruce I swear to God you have to tell Alfred
Bruce: what if he's mad at me
Dick: holy child abduction Batman, you have to tell Alfred before he gets back. I'm not dealing with that.
Dick: okay, I'll be there in an hour, don't let the kid die before I get there. How's he doing?
Bruce: .... I don't see him anymore
Bruce: gottogoseeyouwhenyougethere *hangs up*
Dick: he fucking hung up on me- *deep breath* it's fine, I'll be there in an hour, it'll be fine. He watched me all the time growing up, it'll be fine....
Dick: *remembering all the times he and Bruce sat things on fire because Alfred wasn't there*
Dick: so you stole the tires off the Batmobile?
Jason: yeah, what about it
Dick: I believe this is the start of a beautiful brotherhood
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