not now kitten daddy’s doing critical damage to his spotify wrapped

oh yeah? well my three-headed calf is way better than your two-headed calf bc it sees even more stars

And yes, it smokes weed

one booktok issue is wattpad/fanfic style books are so self-indulgent they lose meaning, so you wind up with readers of only these books thinking books like lolita are glorifying abuse because they literally cannot comprehend that someone would write a book about something they do not personally enjoy, and that main characters in a story are not always self inserts

Rick literally said in his blog post that Disney wants him publishing more books because of the current hype for the show (and at one point disney demanded that if they green light the show he publish more in the series). It is so clear that this is part of the Disney franchising scheme of producing as much content as possible, with little to no care about the quality, to suck a series dry for money. Poor Percy has to go on more batshit quests cause of that y’all. Our boy is a victim of American capitalism 😔

To YOU its a ufo. I know what it is