Hi, Good Day.

Compare this to California, which just blew through a one-billion-dollar bond project meant to provide 10,000 homeless with housing… all the money is now gone, and they have a single 100-unit facility to show for it.

Are they examining what went wrong? No.

They are simply demanding a new bond and more money to “finish the job” that they barely started to begin with. Purchasing existing housing and just giving it to homeless people, free of charge, would have been cheaper and more effective.

So where’s the profit on that one?

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Rules: Go to this website and take the test as one of your OCs! Then, put their stats as follows!

Name: Ethan “Buttons” Gombos

Advocate | INFJ-T

37% Extroverted | 63% Introverted 52% Intuitive | 48% Observant 21% Thinking | 79% Feeling 72% Judging | 28% Prospecting 47% Assertive | 53% Turbulent

“Treat people as if they were what they ought to be and you help them to become what they are capable of being.”

- JOHANN WOLFGANG VON GOETHE

“The Advocate personality type is very rare, making up less than one percent of the population, but they nonetheless leave their mark on the world. Advocates have an inborn sense of idealism and morality, but what sets them apart is that they are not idle dreamers. These individuals are capable of taking concrete steps to realize their goals and make a lasting positive impact.

People with this personality type tend to see helping others as their purpose in life. Advocates can often be found engaging in rescue efforts and doing charity work. However, their real passion is to get to the heart of the issue so that people need not be rescued at all.”

Strengths:

Creative

Insightful

Inspiring and Convincing

Decisive

Determined and Passionate

Altruistic

Weaknesses:

Sensitive

Extremely Private

Perfectionist

Always Need to Have a Cause

Name: Cherry “Dead-Shot” Pie

Logistician | ISTJ-A

Sentinel  Confident Individualism

8% Extraverted | Introverted 92%

3%  Intuitive | Observant 97%

92% Thinking | Feeling 8%

89%  Judging | Prospecting 11%

58%  Assertive | Turbulent 42%

“My observation is that whenever one person is found adequate to the discharge of a duty… it is worse executed by two persons, and scarcely done at all if three or more are employed therein.”

- GEORGE WASHINGTON

That quote might as well be from Mr. Horse…

“The Logistician personality type is thought to be the most abundant, making up around 13% of the population. Their defining characteristics of integrity, practical logic and tireless dedication to duty make Logisticians a vital core to many families, as well as organizations that uphold traditions, rules and standards, such as law offices, regulatory bodies and military. People with the Logistician personality type enjoy taking responsibility for their actions, and take pride in the work they do – when working towards a goal, Logisticians hold back none of their time and energy completing each relevant task with accuracy and patience.”

This is a polite, long-winded way of saying that Cherry is a wasteland bounty-hunting sniper pony who takes his contracts very seriously.

STRENGTHS

Honest and Direct - well yeah, there’s really no room for dishonesty when calculating ballistic trajectories at range.

Strong-willed and Dutiful – the pony who can take a beating will keep on eating.

Very Responsible – you’d better be when you have clients that can hire someone to take YOU out if you screw off.

Calm and Practical – panic and frivolity are a waste of healing potions and bottlecaps.

Create and Enforce Order – because usually the ones wanting to create and enforce order are the ones with the bottlecaps.

Jacks-of-all-trades – if you’re gonna work alone, you’d better be able to do it all yourself.

WEAKNESSES

Stubborn – we snipers like to think of it as “stick-to-it-iveness”.

Insensitive – if you’re gonna cry every time you pull the trigger, you’re gonna die before you collect your first payout.

Always by the Book – the ledger, to be specific.

Judgmental – never take a contract on a pony who doesn’t need to die.

“Lakelurks look very similar to the creature from the shape of water”

They may keep trying to gnaw on Roulette’s face every now and again, but other than that they’re a big happy family! Happy Nightmare Night! 

Of course not. Those shameless whores need to be covered up and their sinful bodies disguised.

If other people’s fanart that has no bearing on the official character whatsoever is going to drive someone mad, then there are very serious questions about their mental health to begin with.

“Oh no! a character is represented in a different way than in the show. Where is my fainting couch?”

meanwhile the rest of us will do stuff like