Bogus

i really like how the milkman exists as an entirely fossilized character who now serves no purpose other than to fuck people's wives for the punchline

passing in public makes me feel like white shrek

Every time I see that last pic, I have to note that the funniest line is the one immediately after the highlight

if she’s your girl then who am i? what year is it? why cant i remember anything…

ugh… my head…

well… no sense in waiting around. ive got to get out of this place. [stands up and you gain control of me] looks dangerous… i should try to find a weapon, just in case.

USE THE WASD KEYS TO MOVE AROUND

but babe you love being chained to the radiator

Employers when you try to use your pto

wait people sleep with their doors closed????

okay now im curious. reblog this with where youre from and if you sleep with your door open or closed

​i'm from my house and what do you mean you sleep with the door open... girl the killer...

kermit and scooter riffing on how their physicality doesn't let them open the envelope to announce the winner. the audience immediately cracking up when it cuts to statler and waldorf because they know what the bit is gonna be. jim henson slipping into the kermit voice accidentally before bouncing back at record speed and riffing on it. richard hunt genuinely laughing at jim's joke but doing so in-character. prime muppets was something else man

THE CASUALNESS OF THAT COLLIE SLIPPING RIGHT OUT OF THEIR COLLAR. That dude is a Willing Participant of this walk and by god everyone else is going to follow the RULES.

im a fan of the moment where the husky is like 'wait you're not authorized to do that' and the collie is like 'THE FUCK IM NOT'

Five years later, this reads like someone’s dying note in a survival horror game.

i'm so hungry. won't someone use !tortellini to feed me delicious pasta

!cursedoak

you can hit it raw, i’ve got an IED