hell jail

*sees a dog* god i hope he thinks im cool

do not ever jokingly make plans with me u could be like haha we should go on a roadtrip this june!! and ill be like yes ok ive rented us an airbnb in alberta it takes 9 hours and 4 minutes to drive exactly which should not be a problem if we pull off to the side of the road for a nap at least halfway through in my calculations gas will be reasonable so long as we properly maintain our mph throughout the journey. also i have made us a mixtape for the car and have bought us road snacks and u will be like “chill it was just an idea” and i’ll show up on your doorstep with a duffel bag in june regardless like “are u ready to go hombre”