@journalofvergilsparda how long did you say this movie was?
I got us some popcorn, it’s the microwaveable kind, also some drinks, some homemade lemonade, hopefully that’ll be enough, I don’t have much.
Hm? Oh we’re about halfway through now, why?
Is it too scary?? Haha! Surely not...
//Vergil gets a nasty idea//
Hey! I’ll go make the popcorn yeah? I’ve seen this movie enough I’d know where we are even if I was blind.
//he disappears into the kitchen//
Make a FUCK ton of it... please
Hey Dante, you think this movie is scary? I’m honestly not diggin the idea of a monster climbing through the vents lik, who does that? Can’t they just spray stuff in the vents to bring it out?
I don’t know bro... you never know what could be up there.... Ewww
//from within the kitchen//
O-Oh whAT ThE FU-Â
AAAAAAAHHÂ
DANTE CRE-
//there’s a crashing sound//
VERGIL? ARE YOU ALRIGHT?? DID A DEMON GET IN??
/Credo rushes to the kitchen, pulling Dante with him/
BRO ALL YOU WERE DOING WAS MAKING POPCORN THE FUCK
//there’s a spilled bowl of popcorn on the ground and Vergil is no where to be seen. The only trace of him is the small spatter of blood on the ground. Looking around the only thing out of place is the vent cover... Which is wide open.//Â
Oh come on he has to be playing tricks on us, there’s no way that AS we’re watching a movie about a vent monster, one conveniently shows up in my house, it’s not possible.
Right Dante? You agree right?
/Dante clings onto Credo and starts to shake/
BRO WE LIVE IN A WORLD WHERE THERE ARE FUCKING DEMONS WHAT DO YOU MEAN THERE CANT BE A VENT MONSTER?????
/Credo starts trembling as well/
THE ONLY VENT MONSTER HERE IS VERGIL, TH-THERES NO WAY ONE WOULD HAVE GOTTEN IN I—I HAVE DOGS...
WHAT IF IT CAN TURN INVISIBLE HUH????? THEN WHAT?????
VERGIL ISNT INVISIBLE!!!
CreEeeedDdoOOo
DAaaNttE~~
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
DANTE RUN— GET OUT OF THE HOUSE WE HAVE TO GET OUT NOW
//you hear heavy scuttling fade away as a foreign piece of meat falls from the vent. There’s a familiar scrap of fabric.//
CoMe geet VeerGGilll If You DaaReee
VERGIL IS FUCKING DEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAADDDD
HES NOT DEAD!!! DANTE, GO OUTSIDE, ILL GET THE MONSTER.
HEY MO— wait a minute.
Monster, talk again! I dare you!!
YOU DONT SCARE ME VENT MONSTER YOU PIECE OF SHIT!!
VERGIL IM COMING—
/Dante crawls into the vent/
Oh shi- uh
YeES CoME CloSER My PREY
