Bisexual Bourgeois

based on rest energy marina abramovic, except, you know, they suck at it 

i’ll be selling this print at flamecon 2k19! :’) 

“I can’t go to Hell. I’m all out of vacation days.”

“Despite everything, it’s still you.”

“My brother’d really like to see a human, so it’d really help me out if you’d keep pretending to be one.”

“Don’t worry, my little monarch, my plan isn’t regicide. This is so much more interesting.”

“First, however, is as customary for those who make it this far… I shall tell you the tragic tale of our people. It all started, long ago… No. You know what? SCREW IT! WHY SHOULD I TELL YOU THAT STORY WHEN YOU’RE ABOUT TO DIE!”

“The more you kill, the easier it becomes to distance yourself. The more you distance yourself, the less you will hurt. The more easily you can bring yourself to hurt others.”

“If I were you, I would have thrown in the towel by now. But you didn’t get this far by giving up, did you? That’s right. You have something called ‘determination.’ So long as you hold on… so long as you do what’s in your heart…I believe you can do the right thing. Alright. We’re all counting on you, kid. Good luck.”

“I understand why Asgore took so long to hire a new royal scientist. The previous one… Dr. Gaster. His brilliance was irreplaceable. However, his life… was cut short. One day, his experiments went wrong, and… Well, I needn’t gossip. After all, it’s rude to talk about someone who’s listening.”