lightbutliquid

im horny but like horny to cuddle

you’re lonely

The last time I played Puck, the director was a huge freak about not letting us wear shoes on stage because it would "ruin the look", but we all kept eating shit, and instead of just letting us wear skintone dance shoes or something with grip, motherfucker poured Pepsi on the floor so it'd be sticky and we had to schlorp around. I fucking hate you, David.

Why couldn't this have been a one time I dreamt

I would just quit. Fuck people like that. It's easy to walk away

No it's not. Didn't you read the post? There was dried Pepsi everywhere.

STOP PUTTING MY BAD TAGS WHERE EVERYONE CAN SEE.

dead leafs? that’s called yard salad now. and it’s the new food trend.

leaves*

where are you going

There is 1 braincell shared across this entire post

everyone who writes their ‘7’s with a little dash through them had a conscious moment of truth where they actively chose to write ‘7’ in that way and never stopped doing it like if you can’t clearly recall that fateful decision wyd

Rb for me

me: i hate boys boy: *slightly pays attention to me* me: 😩😩😍😍💦

walk a mile in these light up sketchers 

one time i was really sad and i decided to put cream cheese and bagels in a blender to see if i could make a bagel smoothie and when my dad asked why i was putting bagels in the blender at 2 in the morning and I just started crying hysterically

Why don't you darken your clothes and strike a violent pose and maybe you'll calm down

so glad illumination hasnt picked up on this live action remake trend because seeing a minion rendered in photorealistic cgi might just be the one thing capable of breaking me

YOU. THIS IS YOUR FAULT.