Pink picnic <3

badboyhalo, the most infamous example

karl jacobs was a roblox streamer first

goodtimeswithscar is banned from canada

wels is a military veteran

gamerboy80 had/has cancer

just joe hills in general

the guy who voiced gumball (honorific (derogatory))

awesamdude trying to cut a live wire with kitchen scissors

foolish “am i a gemini or a millennial” gamers is a fucking genius

technoblade is 22

purpled is cracked at tennis

quackity has been doing youtube for 8 years, meaning he started when he was 12

tubbo was a national trampolinist

philza minecraft started out doing diy and halo videos

ponk used to sell counterfeit purses for a living (i’m pretty sure)

mumbo jumbo is fucking jacked

the whole “quackity is getting a law degree” thing

George has a Comp. Science degree and has a key coded on keyboard that he pushes to turn on his A/C

Dream ran away from the cops multiple times because he loved to skip school

Ponk and George would wait for show releases, buy a good bunch, and then resell them

Ranboo in general (extremely flexible, the bad bike accident story, being a volleyball player, 4.0 GPA student, etc)

was assumedly 16 when he met wilbur and modded the soothouse discord

got accepted to oxford but declined in order to focus on his career as a minecraft youtuber

allegedly had some of if not the best grades in his school

incredibly good singer who is untrained

amazing at imitation and accents to a scary degree

speaks russian

honorary mention:

Ethoslab has been so influential to the game of Minecraft that one year the April fools prank was about him.

Philza Minecraft did advanced art classes in school.

Tubbo wrote a computer program to do his homework for him so he could stream more.

Tubbo also mined bitcoin as a teenager using power from a solar panel that he built himself so it was carbon neutral.

Geminitay has a degree in medical laboratory technology.

Joe Hills was on a track to become a United States marine officer before he got chronically ill and was honourably discharged, moved in with a bunch of philosophy majors, and became the man we all know today.

ZombieCleo has a degree in geology.

Technoblade did competitive math tourneys in high school.

RenDog went to boarding school and broke into the computer lounge to play games after hours.

Iskall85 has been playing Minecraft since before it was called Minecraft, he was in one of the original test groups when the game was still a university project.

Docm77 started uploading in response to Ethoslab’s videos.

Stressmonster is a personal trainer and is fucking jacked.

Xisuma has dyspraxia. (Neural disorder affecting motor movements and speech.)