Diabolical Blue

dear followers, today I offer you incredibly niche content that is deeply fulfilling to me first and only. tomorrow? The Same

can you come collect your freak of a man please. He’s doing things

I'm just sitting here thinking about Rolan BG3 like a fucking normal person, I'm not diseased, I'm not consumed by fake scenarios for a fake couple, in a fake universe, and I'm definitely not thinking about how someone needs to get Rolan a cardigan stat because lordy he's an old curmugeon he must be just a smidge cold or something. He's shaking his quarterstaff at me to get off the lawn of his wizard tower and I refuse to move. Sorry my dude, you're stuck with me. There is no point to this post there is only Rolan

“average person has 3 karate rivals” factoid actually just statistical error. average person has 0 karate rivals. Daniel LaRusso, who is Just A Little (Punchable) Guy & adopts homoerotic karate rivals on the daily, is an outlier and should not have been counted

september is apparently suicide awareness/prevention month, so shout out to all the babes who thought they wouldnt still be here, love you all, life is hard but we continue the long walk home

#you put the sad guy in #you take the sad guy out #you put the sad guy in and you shake him all about

johnny: what is a burial at sea if not a respectful yeeting?

I've literally said this to a friend without context.

What The Fuck Did I Just Watch For You: a memoir by a fan of actors with terrible filmographies