Craig Fucker

That's pretty lame of you.

But I'm one of the best 😈😈😈

Send 💗 to kiss my muse tenderly without explanation

Clear your mind here

now if i didn’t know any better, I’d say you sound kinda jealous there buddy.

I’m not jealous. But when he breaks your heart don’t come crying to me. I’m just warning you.

… why, did he say something to you about wanting to break up because I don’t cum in my pants every time I see a kitten ??!! dude … you know something I don’t, I can tell. Shit. I should go visit him now and like, bring flowers or a teddy bear or perform some other grand romantic gesture.

Whatever you wanna do Clyde it’s not going to change the kind of scum Stan is. He’s just an empty bottomless bottle. You keep trying to fill him up but all it does is go right threw him. He always needs more. And I don’t think you have enough to give him. I don’t want you to waste your time.

… I’m Clyde fucking Donovan, Craig, if I don’t have enough to give then nobody does. I won’t let you sit there and talk shit about him, dude, he’s not a bad person … like if you call him scum again I’ll climb in through your window while you’re asleep and kick you in the teeth. You always say shit like this but he’s only been good to me so fuck you and the weird boner you have for him … or me … or both of us.

Whaaaaaaaaatever dude. I don't even care anymore.

now if i didn’t know any better, I’d say you sound kinda jealous there buddy.

I’m not jealous. But when he breaks your heart don’t come crying to me. I’m just warning you.

… why, did he say something to you about wanting to break up because I don’t cum in my pants every time I see a kitten ??!! dude … you know something I don’t, I can tell. Shit. I should go visit him now and like, bring flowers or a teddy bear or perform some other grand romantic gesture.

Whatever you wanna do Clyde it's not going to change the kind of scum Stan is. He's just an empty bottomless bottle. You keep trying to fill him up but all it does is go right threw him. He always needs more. And I don't think you have enough to give him. I don't want you to waste your time.

now if i didn’t know any better, I’d say you sound kinda jealous there buddy.

I'm not jealous. But when he breaks your heart don't come crying to me. I'm just warning you.

wide awake 👍👍👌👌👍👍

I wonder why.

ughhh because dude, I’m waiting for Marsh to go on break … or to get off work entirely, idk if I feel like hanging around a vet’s office, that’s kinda weird.

But the animals!!! They're all so cute. Seriously how could you not want want to hang out there. You monster.