❝ 𝑶𝒏𝒍𝒚 𝑪𝒉𝒂𝒎𝒑𝒂𝒈𝒏𝒆 𝑻𝒆𝒂𝒓𝒔. ❞

𝐈𝐧𝐝𝐢. 𝐌𝐚𝐫𝐤 𝐂𝐨𝐭𝐬𝐰𝐨𝐥𝐝.

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Did  you sit in a pile of sugar? Cause you have a pretty sweet ass.

Do  you have a Band-Aid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you.

If  I were a stop light, I’d turn red everytime you passed by, just so I could  stare at you a bit longer.

If you were a  vegetable you’d be a cute-cumber.

There  are people who say Disneyland is the happiest place on earth. Apparently,  none of them have ever been in your arms.

Are  you an orphanage? Cause I wanna give you kids.

Are  you my Appendix? Because I have a funny feeling in my stomach that makes me  feel like I should take you out.

I  was so enchanted by your beauty that I ran into that wall over there. So I’m  going to need your name and number for insurance purposes.

I’m  not staring at your boobs. I’m staring at your heart.

Can  I take your picture to prove to all my friends that angels do exist?

Your  body is 65% water and I’m thirsty.

My  doctor says I’m lacking Vitamin U.

Can  I follow you home? Cause my parents always told me to follow my dreams.

If  I were a cat I’d spend all 9 lives with you.

Smoking  is hazardous to your health… and baby, you’re killing me!

You  must be a hell of a thief because you stole my heart from across the room.

Do  you have a twin sister? Then you must be the most beautiful girl in the  world!

You  know I’d like to invite you over, but I’m afraid you’re so hot that you’ll  skyrocket my air-conditioning bill.

If  I were to ask you out on a date, would your answer be the same as the answer  to this question?

Are  you a campfire? Cause you are hot and I want s'more.

I  bet you $20 you’re gonna turn me down.

I  like Legos, you like Legos, why don’t we build a relationship?

Would  you grab my arm so I can tell my friends I’ve been touched by an angel?

There’s  only one thing I want to change about you, and that’s your last name.

Did  you have lucky charms for breakfast? Because you look magically delicious!

Can  I borrow your cell phone? I need to call animal control, because I just saw a  fox!

I’m  no organ donor but I’d be happy to give you my heart.

Kiss  me if I’m wrong, but dinosaurs still exist, right?

Do  you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?

You  see my friend over there? [Point to friend] He wants to know if YOU think I’M  cute.

Can  I borrow a kiss? I promise I’ll give it back.

Are  you my phone charger? Because without you, I’d die.

Are  you a cat? Cause you are purrrfect

You  know how they say skin is the largest organ on the human body? Not in my  case.

My  lips are like skittles. Wanna taste the rainbow?

I  have an “owie” on my lip. Will you kiss it and make it better?

Hey baby, I must be a  light switch, cuz every time I see you, you turn me on!

Do  I know you? Cause you look just like my next girlfriend/boyfriend.

Have  you always been this cute, or did you have to work at it?

Was  your father a mechanic? Then how did you get such a finely tuned body?

Apart  from being sexy, what do you do for a living?

Is  it hot in here or is it just you?

I  blame you for global warming… your hotness is too much for the planet to  handle!

You’re  single. I’m single. Coincidence? I think not.

Stop,  drop, and roll, baby. You are on fire.

Baby,  you’re so hot, you make the equator look like the north pole.

I  hope there’s a fire truck nearby, cause you’re smokin’!

I  just got dumped, and I think that you could make me feel better.

If  you were a burger at McDonalds, you’d be McGorgeous.

Your  hand looks heavy. Let me hold it for you.

You’re  so hot, I could bake cookies on you.

Is  your car battery dead? Because I’d like to jump you.

I’m  lost. Can you tell me which road leads to your heart?

B - billion

The hostility from the blonde was not needed, but he grunted slightly and pulled out a gun but not to use on him just to explain himself.

❝ I’m not bumming, I’m here on a mission. You see this gun? Yeah? Well a million fucking bullets will be flying soon and I suggest you get out of here. ❞

     ⛾𝒯𝓌ℯℯ𝓀;;– ‘ A gun fight? H–Here? ‘

     Either his friends had no idea what was about to happen, or they wanted Tweek dead here. Either way, it made him a little more nervous to be here– And he was starting to wonder what the best course of action was. Sure, he could try to find his buddies, but what happens if he comes back to the fight? Or worse? Maybe he should head back, make an excuse for why he wasn’t able to make it.

Love Calculator Meme / Accepting / @laxtaupe

Dr. Love thinks that a relationship between Kenny McCormick and Christophe has a very good chance of being successful, but this doesn’t mean that you don’t have to work on the relationship. Remember that every relationship needs spending time together, talking with each other etc.

@laxtaupe

Marjorine was at the Prom. She wore a simple silver, floor length gown, with black heels. Her make up was light, nude lip stick, light gray eyeshadow and mascara. Her hair was braided with little white flowers.

Chris woke up to his alarm, he got up and went to take a shower. It usually took him five minutes to take one. Once done he got dressed and went to write a note to marjorine.

Note:

Once you wake up mother will have breakfast ready for you and then I have to go do some errands. Your clothes are on the nightstand next to you, thanks for helping me last night even though I didnt know the events that unfolded would happen.

@laxtaupe

Marjorine was at the Prom. She wore a simple silver, floor length gown, with black heels. Her make up was light, nude lip stick, light gray eyeshadow and mascara. Her hair was braided with little white flowers.

Chris woke up to his alarm, he got up and went to take a shower. It usually took him five minutes to take one. Once done he got dressed and went to write a note to marjorine.

Note:

Once you wake up mother will have breakfast ready for you and then I have to go do some errands. Your clothes are on the nightstand next to you, thanks for helping me last night even though I didnt know the events that unfolded would happen.

@laxtaupe

Marjorine was at the Prom. She wore a simple silver, floor length gown, with black heels. Her make up was light, nude lip stick, light gray eyeshadow and mascara. Her hair was braided with little white flowers.

@laxtaupe

Marjorine was at the Prom. She wore a simple silver, floor length gown, with black heels. Her make up was light, nude lip stick, light gray eyeshadow and mascara. Her hair was braided with little white flowers.

Chris didnt pay attention their conversation he was busy playing with his peas.

A: ❝ Well I’m glad Chris picked you out of all the girls that pursued him, you seem like a lovely young lady. ❞

His head perked up when he heard his mother say many women pursued him.

Chris went a shade of pink again and coughed a little, this was an embarrassing topic.

❝ Alright uh, I think we’ll head upstairs, thank you for the meal mère. ❞

❝ Come sit and prop your leg up. ❞

His door creaked open and he reminded himself to fix the hinges soon, his mother is in bed by now and if she hears any noise she gets all pissy.

They walk down the hallway until they see a door that has a sign saying ‘do not enter, this room is under construction due to termite damage and infestation.’ What the hell? He knew nothing of this so he went to go ask his mother, having marjorine stay put.

About five minutes goes by and he quietly stomps back to her, looking pissed.

❝ I dont have an air mattress or anything, uhh you can sleep next to me if you'd like. ❞

@laxtaupe

Marjorine was at the Prom. She wore a simple silver, floor length gown, with black heels. Her make up was light, nude lip stick, light gray eyeshadow and mascara. Her hair was braided with little white flowers.

Chris didnt pay attention their conversation he was busy playing with his peas.

A: ❝ Well I’m glad Chris picked you out of all the girls that pursued him, you seem like a lovely young lady. ❞

His head perked up when he heard his mother say many women pursued him.

Chris went a shade of pink again and coughed a little, this was an embarrassing topic.

❝ Alright uh, I think we’ll head upstairs, thank you for the meal mère. ❞

❝ Come sit and prop your leg up. ❞

His door creaked open and he reminded himself to fix the hinges soon, his mother is in bed by now and if she hears any noise she gets all pissy.

They walk down the hallway until they see a door that has a sign saying 'do not enter, this room is under construction due to termite damage and infestation.' What the hell? He knew nothing of this so he went to go ask his mother, having marjorine stay put.

About five minutes goes by and he quietly stomps back to her, looking pissed.