Delete Me™

if i was a frog i would always be saying “wow, that’s just ribbeting”

welp i cant say that nobody died or masturbated in front of me today

I think they should release a CRT model switch instead of an OLED

And it should weigh five pounds minimum

That's a PSP

Damn what's your psp look like!!! Gimme that!!

bella was lucky she didn’t have a cell phone of any kind because you know ya boi edward would be blowing up that phone 24-7 going “saw a snail today…. effervescent” or some shit equivalent

Nothing quite demonstrates the generation divide like how both me and my dad are/were MMORPG players, both of us play lizardfolk monks, but in his case in Everquest the Iksar were legit humanoid lizards whereas mine is an Au Ra kawaii uguu anime girl with a few patches of scales and horns

To add to this, back in his day you had to join a guild to do content and his was a bunch of well-paid engineers and lawyers, who he knew and worked with IRL, whereas I just queue up the roulette and do stuff with randoms and never talk to anybody

stop calling me "my fragile little flower" or "my beautiful delicate pet" im literally going for a glass cannon build. i can one shot most adults

i be like “damn i got a lot of shit to do” and then go lay down for 17 hours