HAMZA ALI MAZARI DIRTY ALPHABET
I have attempted to keep it vague since I myself get extremely shy and nervous, and almost guilty? whenever I write something implying lovemaking, or smut.
And this is also my first EVER remotely spicy fic, itna spice meine gunaah mein bhi ni likha hai abhi tak.
So! Please bear with me, and enjoy my interpretation of our beloved Hamza Ali Mazari.
SORRY if this is not up to the standards!!!
A = Aftercare (what theyโre like after sex)
Hamza is an angel. He definitely values his partner and would make them feel so loved. Heโd probably focus on cleaning them up before himself, perhaps through a nice relaxing, warm bath for both of you, and whisper sweet praise in their ear afterwards, of how well you did.
B = Body part (their favorite body part of theirs and also their partnerโs)
Hamza is definitely a sucker for thighs, and the waist area, for some inexplicable reason. I think heโd love watching his wifey wear like a waist chain over that delicate skin.
Heโd also love anything that would highlight the size difference between them, perhaps youโre even smaller than his hands.
And perhaps even you love his hands, especially cause theyโre so big and thick, and when he would very methodically twirl his gun, with that ease, it would make you wonder what else those hands could do.
As for himself, he is probably most proud of his biceps. My guy is so bulked up that his kurtas threaten to tear at the sleeves, heโs probably really proud of them, and how heโs able to so casually pick up his wifey with them, or smush your face between them, or even let you grip them when theyโre having a particularly intense session.
C = Cum (anything to do with cum, basically)
Hamza isint obsessed with cum, atleast not in the immature way most men are.
He wonโt find satisfaction in releasing over his partners face and stuff, since that seems too condescending and degrading for him.
Heโs definitely into releasing onto their stomach, or even inside them, when theyโre planning for a baby.
D = Dirty secret (pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)
I think Hamza secretly likes his partner being in control sometimes, donโt get me wrong, heโs defoooo a gentle dom, but once in a while i think heโd enjoy his partner taking charge, that soft inner jassi in him that craves for attention healing alongside it.
E = Experience (how experienced are they? do they know what theyโre doing?)
Hamza is definitely not experienced in the sense he has not had previous partners before his wife.
Since Jassi probably never had a girlfriend, but, as we know Hamza is someone who does everything with precision and planning.
Heโs very focused and whatever he does, he does it with perfection.
Hence, i believe my guy knows his way around, and the little tips and tricks, plus heโd probably learn the nuances over time.
F = Favorite position (this goes without saying)
I think hamza enjoys making sure that his partner is satisfied too, and lovesss seeing how heโs affecting her, so heโd defo be into missionary.
Spooning is a close second, especially when he craves comfort, cause that way heโs literally in direct contact, with his chest against her back, and he can bury his face in her neck, tease her skin with his beard.
Now whether the spooning be with them lying down, or you on his lap, with your back against his chest. Mm.
When hamza feels particularly spicy or rough though, it would be hips/ass up, face down. Not a regular, but definitely when the mood is particularly hot.
G = Goofy (are they more serious in the moment? are they humorous? etc.)
Hamza was not cold or detached,
but deeply focused on your pleasure, on how you responded to every touch.
He doesnโt joke during intimacy, but he definitely teases you with playful filthy praise or just banter (when youโd tease him and call him weak, just to aggravate him). But overall heโs more into intense eye contact, slow kisses between thrusts, and that quiet growls of satisfaction whenever you made sounds for him.
H = Hair (how well groomed are they? does the carpet match the drapes? etc.)
I = Intimacy (how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect)
During the moment, Hamza is quiet but deeply romantic in his own way.
No grand declarations, because didnโt need them. Instead, it showed through touch like, he would slowly caress your cheek while making love.
Heโd also be the guy to volunteer his hand to grip onto incase itโs too much for you, and wouldnโt complain even once, if you ever used his back like a canvas with your nails.
Heโs just pull you into his chest and wrap both arms around you tightly, afterwards.
J = Jack off (masturbation headcanon)
Hamza is definitely disciplined, so heโs not the reckless type, if you get what i mean.
He didnโt really do it often, not with you around, at least. But when he was alone, perhaps when youโre out shopping, or busy, and he discovered a particularly spicy photo of you, heโd think of you while doing it, imagining your hands on him, in the bathroom during a long shower or late at night after a long day.
He wouldnโt imagine any wild fantasies, heโd just remember how you looked beneath him, the sound of your voice, perhaps an audio clip if weโre talking D2 Hamza, a spicy photograph? that was enough to get him hard.*
K = Kink (one or more of their kinks)
Hamza is into a few things, limited but not zero.
Heโd absolutely LOVE overstimulation, if that is a kink, he would loveeeeee making you gasp and squirm under his touch, and heโd keep on going and going until your crying out his name.
Of course he knows your limits and always has safe words, but heโd definitely enjoy teasing.
Which leads me to the second, denial.
Heโd be into teasing you endlessly, and
then denying you the release right at the edge, only to hear you whine helplessly.
Heโs also into light impact, not that serious, hurtful kind. The gentle, once again, soft way, wherein heโd playfully spank you when you tease, or try to defy him, or do something without his permission, and his gentle dom would take over. (Perhaps closing your legs when the overstim gets too intense, resulting in a soft tap against your backside?)
Heโs not a very vocal man, but heโd definitely whisper sweet, filthy praise into your ears. Calling you his, urdu equivalent of โgood girlโ, in that deep voice, which he knows will affect you.
L = Location (favorite places to do the do)
Hamza values comfort, heโs not one to enjoy something uncomfortable for him and you.
The bed is his trusty partner, considering his size and weight, heโd probably break the chair and shi.
Heโd also LOVE a good steamy shower, and then getting all lovey dovey, as itโs his space to unwind and relax.
If heโs feeling really freaky, maybe even the dining table. ๐. Itโs totally imaginable, D2 Hamza, in his big ahh home, with his wifey on da table like dessert.
M = Motivation (what turns them on, gets them going)
Iโve read this somewhere before and Iโll repeat it. Hamza LOVES lingerie.
Hear me out, consider his impeccable fashion sense and those swaggy accessories. My guy loves a good visual.
Soโฆ seeing his wifey, in a particular set he specifically picked out himself, or if itโs of his favourite color, possibly black lmao. Mmmmm.
I think that silent, teasing look Hamza gives, like the one he gave to Yalina at the club, or the one when he pulled her onto his lap.
When that look is activated, you know Hamza is in the mood.
And it usually is triggered when youโre purposefully teasing him, maybe wearing his clothes, his huge shirts.
Jealousy doesnโt really trigger him as much, but he definitely is protective.
Protective > possessive, but, when he catches you getting way too friendly with a guy (on purpose to tease him), he will give you EXACTLY what you want that night, just enough to remind you that youโre HIS wifey ๐ก๐
N = No (something they wouldnโt do, turn offs)
Much like popular belief, Hamza is NOT into ropes, i think itโs called bondage?
Yes, he is a gentle dom, yes he enjoys control.
But for a second, letโs remember the Jassi underneath the surface, the guy who has been both his sisters be violated in horrible ways.
The way his heart mustโve broken when he saw Jasleen in that room?
I donโt think, after that trauma, heโs ever going to be able to put his partner in ropes and handcuffs and stuff, even if he knows heโs not hurting her.
Also, contrary to popular belief.
Once again i LOVE reading dark hamza fics, i really do, itโs interesting to see people interpret Hamza in that way.
But IMO, Hamza is NOT into degradation.
He is NOT into calling his partner filthy, disgusting slurs. My guy is so respectful, I DO NOT think he will act that way with the person he loves, and neither is it arousing for him.
Cause once again, thereโs that disciplined almost fauji jassi inside him, that would never disrespect a woman.
In the movie too, even as Yalina begged Hamza to kill her, Hamza didnโt even let her grab the gun, and lowered himself onto the floor beside her.
THATS A GENTLEMAN RIGHT THERE! Not a guy whoโd enjoy calling his wifey โwhoreโ and stuff.
Also If his wifey hesitates even slightly, his hands still immediately. No frustration, no questions, no pushing.
O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)
HAMZA IS THE BIGGEST GIVER.
I mean buddy practically sacrificed his families and his whole life for the nation-
But other than that, he definitely LOVESSSSS giving, and heโd be very, very good at it. I mean we have established he loves drinking milk straight from the bottle soโฆ (factory scene reference, anyone?)
Also, I donโt think Hamza enjoys his wifey being on her knees to give him pleasure. I really donโt think he enjoys positions wherein she feels inferior, even though he enjoys control and dominance, it would be when both of them feel equal.
P = Pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.)
Hamza is definitely a slow and sensual guy, I mean after a long day of stress and work, heโd want to come home to you.
But once again, I donโt think heโs the type to go all ROUGH on his wifey, just to take out his frustration, because as we know heโs a very disciplined man.
Heโd enjoy longgggg, slow, lazy sessions.
Heโd rarely enjoy a rough session IMO, maybe after an argument? You know, the angry kind after a fight, the makeup/patchup lovemaking kind?
Q = Quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.)
Hmm. This is interesting, because I donโt think Hamza is THAT into it, because I mean, when DOES he get the time to be honest.
And when he does, im sure my guy wants to take his time, because heโs never rash or impulsive.
R = Risk (are they game to experiment? do they take risks? etc.)
Hamza would defo be open to anything you would want to experiment with, but I donโt really think heโs THAT into risk.
He wouldnโt do anything that would harm his, and your self respect.
(Whether you imagine yourself in a Hamza x SPY AU <like Anu in my book gunaah> or even if as someone like Yalina)
Although one thing on my mind, and that I have seen in other posts is, THE CHAIR.
OH BOY. Hamza would DEFINITELY, atleast once, when the whole warehouse is practically empty, pull you onto his lap, whilst sitting on that throne.
Maybe heโd even place you down, as his unoffical queen of lyari, and wellโฆ have his dinner, or dessert.
Cue False God by Taylor Swift
(The altar is my hips ๐ถ)
S = Stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?)
It takes one glance at Hamza to know that man can go on until youโre crying, (although heโd never hurt you) and heโd still not be exhausted.
What else he gonna use those biceps for?? ;)
Heโd probably hold you up in the shower, your legs wrapped around his waist, and he could be in that position, way longer than youโd be able to, EVEN IF, HES THE ONE holding you.
My guy got stabbed like thrice in that Iqbal-Hamza fight sequence, got violated by Omar, and still he managed to walk.
Like that manโs endurance is crazy, and m sure it would shine in lovemaking too.
3 is the minimum for him, probably.
T = Toys (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?)
That little, tiny possessive flare in him would light up if he finds out youโre pleasuring yourself without his presence, let along with some random plastic toy.
He would want to be the one who makes you feel good, and heโd always be more than happy to do so.
But heโd never, ever like you using toys, he even himself wouldnโt use toys on you cause he believes heโs self sufficient, and frankly you have to agree on that.
Youโd probably buy and use them, when heโs away, doing sher e Baloch duties, but the second he catches you using it without him, or his permission. Uhuh. He gon teach you a lesson that night.. and remind you whether he can make you feel better, or a piece of plastic
U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)
As established, Hamza is a tease, I mean the look buddy gave to Yalina when she pointed the gun at him-
I swear Hamza was NOT thinking holy at that specific moment.
He LOVESSSSS teasing, like I said, through both denial as well as overstim. ;)
V = Volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.)
Hamza is NOT loud in my opinion.
He rarely speaks I mean, and when he does itโs so low and gruff, and thatโs already so attractive.
Heโd probably reassure his partner by like I said, praise, whispered into the ear.
Maybe one time youโd be worried youโre doing something wrong when heโs not making any noise, and heโd reassure you with his words, calling you his โperfect angelโ as heโd convince you to go on.
Thatโs how quiet he is.
BUT BUT BUT, he DEFINITELY groans.
Growls (when heโs feeling feisty, similar to the one in that factory scene when he activates his inner batman), Groans (1000000%), those deep HMMMMMMMS.
He would NOT straight up moan or go like FUHHHHHHHHHKKKKK BABEEEEEEEEE ๐ญ
Heโd probably be like, oh fkโฆ.
W = Wild card (a random headcanon for the character)
IDK MAN M TOO SHY TO WRITE SMUTTTTTT AAAAA
BUT ONE IDEA THAT WILL COME UP IN GUNAAH SOON, youโll find out.
Hamza giving his wifey a Payal, an anklet, so that whenever she walks around in the house he knows exactly where she is, and also so that it jingles when they-
X = X-ray (letโs see whatโs going on under those clothes)
I donโt want to be disgusting since the character is portrayed by a real life human, and the rest of the things were entirely fictional based, on the basis of my assessment for Hamza.
And I really admire and respect ranveer singh.
Y = Yearning (how high is their sex drive?)
My guy LOVES his wifey, but heโs not horny all the time. Heโs not ADDICTED, but I think heโd enjoy it every once in a while, itโs what keeps him human throughout all that work I mean. Realistically speaking :(
Z = Zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)
Oh heโd defo make sure youโre comfortable, clean and cozy, and when youโve fallen asleep, then only heโd probably let himself succumb to sleep too, holding you tighttt and close.
Also I think Hamza would be a totally baby while sleeping, like his lips pouty probably, his eyebrows furrowed in stress that managed to not escape him even in his sleep haha.
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