cultist :3

is anyone else getting a little tired of how much mormonism is being perceived lately?

the only "soaking" you should care about is refilling lake bonneville

arguing with a "the bible is all fake" person is so exhausting. "book of fairy tales!!!" well yeah it's the oral tradition passed down to us by our ancestors with the goal of teaching our children life lessons about how to live in the world. like every folktale. including fairy tales. "b b but its not true!!!!" yeah i know thats why i go to shul early on saturday mornings for torah study to sit down with my community and see what truths we can find in our traditional stories. "but somebody made it up!!!!!!" yeah, our ancestors did, to teach us how to live by our culture's laws and values. "but it didn't happen!!!!!!!!!!" no but what did happen is our ancestors cherished and protected and passed along these stories because the lessons they teach are so important to our culture so if you'd step aside please i'd like to continue studying what my predecessors worked so hard for me to have

every time the cult discourse comes up again the urge grows stronger to just start calling the Church "my cult" for fun. i went to a cult meeting this weekend. my cult's having a coat drive. sorry, i can't come that day, i have a thing with my cult. #MyCult

when i was younger I thought that heavenly mother and mother nature were the same person and I'm still not quite convinced I was wrong

They way people talk about Mormons is kinda crazy tho. Like there’s this Christian church whose main thing is that everyone goes to heaven and there’s no hell, and like 90% of them are the nicest people you’ll ever meet but then in this one specific part of the US there’s a bunch of them and they’re a little weird, which is to be expected cause anyone would be if you get all of the same kind of people and put them in a desert. Sometimes you’ll talk to someone that left that church and they’ll claim it’s a cult and tell you all about their childhood and you’re like ‘gotta be honest with you buddy I think your parents and neighbors were just abusing you’.

Though Dracula is never specifically stated to be Mormon, his three wives and refusal to drink wine were common stereotypes when the novel was written by Bram Stoker, shortly after his ex wife moved to Utah. This sardonic element is lost now that the Latter Day Saints have banned polygamy and allowed drinking beverages other than blood.