no one can control us

                      Dexter Drake Lynch { 26 } Dave Franco

“Not sure I would want you to tattoo me man, not with the experience of learning by binge watching.” Owen said and laughed. “I really do wish I could have that skill though.”

“You’re no fun. People learn how to cook by binge watching so why would tattooing be any different?” He joked with a small laugh. “Same here, man. Honestly I’d be so nervous and all of my lines would be shaky and in the end, I would be jumped out back because of it.”

“i always get way too into ink master and attempt to judge them myself. i never agree with the judges — think it’s time for a new judge to be thrown in there, y’know? like me or something. yeah, remind me to never get tattooed by you.”

“Welcome to my life! It’s about 20% of the time, I will actually agree with the judges. Personally,  I think Kelly should have won last season but that’s probably because I’m biased and believe Ryan was a one trick pony. You and I should both be judges. They need some uneducated ink judges, who aren’t the panel because they’re annoying. And just so you know, you’re missing out on a great tattoo.”

❝ i mean — becoming a tattoo artist would require art skills, not just needle skills. unless you can actually draw something, you’d probably be a pretty shitty tattoo artist. ❞ grayson explained. ❝ you can always do calligraphy tattoos, though. you got bad handwriting ? ❞

❝ is that a hundred percent true, though? i’ve seen my fair share of pretty shitty tattoo artists that somehow make a living. even had a friend who went to a shitty artist and birds on his arm look like black circles, but hey, he still goes to him ❞ dexter shrugged his shoulders. ❝could never do calligraphy tattoos. my handwriting looks like chicken scratch. i’d be a wiz at landscapes though. ❞

Probably not, unless you;re artistic. What do you do now?

Am I artistic? Psh. Of course I am. They just don’t give out first place awards to the kindergarten art show to just anyone. As of right now, I’m a video game designer for Bungie. 

             ‘ i’m kinda SCARED of needles either way…. so chances are, y’could give me a great tattoo and i’d prob’ly run outta the shop cryin, ’ a sheepish little giggle escapes - rosie’s not that embarrassed, though. ‘ are they good shows, though ?? i’ve never seen ‘em. ’ 

“Nothing better than havin’ beer thrown all over you cause ya’ cut somebody off for the night. Not even seven and I’m drenched already.”

“I think your first mistake was cutting him off, buddy.”