i am every kitten

make girls embarrass themselves for your entertainment! ^-^

plushie tf is really cute because it doesnt really do anything for me in an erotic way but i enjoy reading plushie tf stories anyway because you get to hear the specific tactile-fixated words that you can tell are like arrows to the heart for the author and they're things like 'squishy' and 'soft like a cloud' which is just like. aww. awwww. and then sometimes a girl fucks the plushie and it's like awwwwwwww.

Late night drinking with your sister, and you shift from the catching up and inside jokes to serious talk as you both get tipsy. You get a bit closer and ask if she's seeing anyone lately, she says no, nobody ever loves her how she wants. You feel your heart break, and you hold her close, you say "they dont deserve someone as lovely as you, none of them", and feel her sob a bit about how lonely she is. You kiss her on her forehead and pat her head sympathetically, saying you know. She's so warm, you hold her maybe a moment too long, but when you finally separate, you pause and look into eachothers eyes. Her breathing is heavy, her eyes are sparkling, and before you can think she kisses you on the lips. You're stunned, wondering if that really just happened, when she says "Sorry, I've...had too much to drink," and your heart droops, but you hear yourself say "It's okay, I...I want it too," against all your better judgment. Both of you freeze. She wants to say "but we can't...", but she doesn't. Suddenly she's on you, making out with you, and both of you know the line has been crossed, the taboo has been broken. It can't be fixed again, and neither of you think it should be.

Sexual age regressors are some of the coolest fuckers on the planet, "I like boobs and cartoons and icecream and kissing bigger girls," fuck, me too kid, wanna watch my little pony?

wow this is literally me

You can't even cry in front of girls to get what you want anymore they just get hard and rub themselves against your tear-covered face

You can add new erogenous zones if you hit her hard enough