dex2c :3

lesbian and a water sign, they call me puhsiedon 🔱🔱

the suspicious lump in my throat trying to convince me it isnt a thyroid disease

"you're so hard on yourself" actually no i cant be hard on anything, because i dont have a penis 🤦‍♀️

white customers be like: so i dropped and broke this item and i have no receipt, can i get a refund?

assisted suicide except its me driving around in my deep red state with progressive stickers on the back of my car till someone gets mad enough to kill me

made my discord pfp my own face and nobody has called me ugly or told me to kill myself yet. does this mean im not as bad looking as i thought 😭😭😭

carabiner on the right because im never wrong 🙅‍♀️❌

i js watch any kind of porn if im being honest. i get so curious. sometimes its like studying anatomy. how did i make watching porn educational? god im boring LMFAO 🧐🙄

god gives his most feminine names and fattest asses to the most masculine people you know

customer just hit me on the head with a newspaper as if i were a dog.