random (chaotic) dialogue starters.
* is that all you have to say?
* tell me you love me or something, donβt just stand there!
* are you out of your fucking mind?
* itβs truly a wonder that youβre still alive.
* thatβs not my name and you know it.
* how many fingers am i holding up?
* i swear, itβs my dogβs fault.
* are you really going in there?
* thatβs how people get killed in horror movies, you know?
* if you die on me after everything iβve done for youβ¦ iβll never forgive you.
* how could i ever forgive you?
* sometimes, everything shifts in the snap of a finger.
* stop yelling at me or iβll tell them!
* would it kill you to hold my hand every now and then?
* just squeeze my ass and tell me everything will be okay.
* youβre all i need right now.
* youβre finally here, so i can fucking sleep.
* i told you to turn your music down!
* youβre not my parent!
* i didnβt steal your boyfriend, he came with me willingly.
* itβs taking everything in me not to slap you in the face right now.
* you know, people can hear you.
* do you ever think before you speak? you should try it.
* iβll change your life, if you let me.
* will you go buy me tampons or not?
* please, close the door on your way out.
* keep your hands to yourself.
* what do you think they were thinking about? you know, when they died?
* do you think they know?
* itβs not my fault, itβs 4am and youβre fucking yelling at me!
* youβre a shit friend.
* youβre my best friend.
* youβre my only friend.
* i hope hell is nice and warm when we get there.
* tell me the truth, at least once.
* i donβt wanna know the details.
* i would kill for a nice glass of wine right now.
* you brought a knife to a gun fight, baby.
* youβre so stupid it kinda turns me on.
* i want you to meet my parents.