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what do you mean I can't control everything, why not

advertising lemonade is pointless. the human body already knows it needs it

Nervously, I pull from the tarot deck. It's the Nine of Clocks. My fate is revealed to me: It's my bedtime, and I gotta go to sleeps

people telling chatgpt their problems is insane to me like girl just get a tumblr….

if i think about everything that has happened in philly too hard i’ll pass out and die

sorry to be a broken record every month but christ menstruation is a stupid concept. oooooh excuse me for not getting pregnant, why the fuck is there goo falling out of me about it? grow the fuck up and reabsorb that shit for nutrients.

my hot take is that tumblr should have a bookmark function as well as likes

we'll never be the new pdf at this rate

btw it's so fucking stupid you can be anxious physically in your body even after you've decided mentally you don't care. I'm supposed to be in charge here

reblog if ur mom is smart and beautiful

This is one of my favorite sites on here because everyone who reblogged it truly believes it because their moms won’t actually see it

The reading comprehension and overall common sense on this website is piss poor.

how dare you say we piss on the poor

A woman not shaving or wearing a dress or wearing makeup or wearing femme clothes or having styled or long hair or caring how she looks or using a masc name or whatever else is actually a neutral thing and not a sign of her being depressed or giving up or being sad or whatever