it would be funny to take a controller into the super mario bros movie and pretend you were playing it. unless he dies in the movie. a cinema full of people thinking you killed mario... kids crying... not good

If the joker was good

I love that while Jimmy Neutron generally meant well, he was such a huge, unbelievable asshole cunt in that fast food episode that that’s all we can think about years later.

The most vicious, biting deconstructions of a person ever written have been inserted into the mouth of a one-off fictional fast food manager

I’m gonna send this to Elon Musk and Mark Zuckerberg

vegans making honey a bee labour issue is the funniest thing imaginable because like, you picked the one animal that has already unionised

Can a ghost and a zombie come from the same person?

What the fuck is this game about

with the discussion happening on my blog tonight here’s a “are you a main or side character uquiz” that i have yet to take so i think it’d be fun if we all shared our results to each other, let’s find out

no such thing as wasting your 20s your 20s are for recovering from whatever the fuck happened to you as a kid so that youre ready to get weird with it in your 30s

also not allowed are crucifixes and sunlight

Super fucked up that I can’t be a master-level expert in knitting AND woodworking AND silversmithing AND embroidery AND soap making AND spinning AND -

“Who would ever want to be immortal? Can you imagine the loneliness, knowing that there’s no one else like you, cursed to outlive -” shut up!! Some of us have shit to do and aren’t cowards!!