The dark wife: thriller, adapted into a Hulu original

The mailman’s niece = historical fiction

The mailman of Warsaw = also historical fiction but about war

The gate of wind = fantasy

The gate of wind and bones = young adult fantasy

A gathering of pelicans = mystery, part of a long running series that takes up a whole shelf at the library

The Group Project Partner Gambit = romance with a cartoon cover

Robert battinson: 0% sex appeal

Cummerbatch bennidick: 0% sex appeal and this should go without saying

Ryan ghastly: 0% sex appeal

Ryan gourmand: 0% sex appeal

Chris pimerworth: 0% sex appeal

That guy with the jaw on e*phoria: 0% sex appeal

tiktok voice overlay on top of a slideshow of popular tumblr posts: i call my girl Cran cause she's Berries

redbubble tshirt that somebody made of the tumblr post: i call my girl Cran cause she's Berries

screenshot on twitter that somebody captioned "who else misses tumblr": i call my girl Cran cause she's Berries

another tiktok but this time it's an influencer with 100k followers: i call my girl Cran cause she's Berries

that influencer on the jimmy kimmel show a month later: yeah jimmy it's hard to say where my inspiration comes from. i just... i think when i wrote the line "i call my girl Cran cause she's Berries" it was just sort of a spur-of-the-moment thing, but it turned out to be something that everyone can relate to, which is really heart-warming. it's one of those things that, like, reminds me that i can uplift people and be a voice for them. yeah i do have a new makeup line coming out, "Cran and Bloom," which was inspired by my now-famous tiktok