Random Thoughts

Heck, my DnD dice set could run this country better than these people.

My goal for my Halloween costume is to look as gay as possible because my crush is going to be there and I want to make it clear that I'm gay.

You can only afford to not be self-centered a few times in your life, and your boss’s wedding sure ain’t one of them.

drink your milk my Son

Just saw a glitched bird, it was flying without flapping its wings. Anyone know god's support number? I want to put in a bug report.

Almost wore a horrible looking groutfit today and I was almost disgusted with myself for a moment for wearing it without thinking, but then became disgusted with myself for knowing what a groutfit is.

Counterfeit bills are like negative money, if you pay for something with it at the store, suddenly you are that much richer and the store is that much poorer. So if you would like to get rich while capitalism suffers....

Me, a gay and lost idiot: goes around the traffic circle a full 3 times before going out the way I came in.

Buzzfeed Unsolved, but it's about historical figures who may have been gay.

Wish I could be a dramatic enough gay to faint at will, health consequences be damned.

It's hard to avoid Endgame spoilers when people shout them in the hallway.

I'll let you in on a little cooking secret of mine: the amount of time something spends in the microwave depends completely on how long it takes me to do something else and come back to the microwave.