because kai suuuucks

maybe

who knows

who's to say

A demons horns are erogenous zones. You can jack us off there.

Demons store fat in their tails. Their tails are also erogenous zones.

maybe

who knows

who's to say

"Hey! That's pretty good!"

"Wha-! No one asked you!"

I've got myself just a little bit of love that I wanna spend on you

But baby, I'll never get that chance to dance that romance with you

Oh, no, 'cause you're always hittin'

And kickin'

And putting me down

I hope you don't mean what you say

But I keep seeing you stickin' around

Like you can't get enough

So I stay and I wonder

How my hand would feel intertwined with yours?

As of now though

"What are you doing?"

Nothing but closed doors

My girl's a Dere

A Tsun-TsunDere

Just saying "hi" gets me a punch in the face

And if I should compliment her, she starts to chase

"Hey! That was a direct attack!"

Oh, no! The wild cat found my hiding place!

"Stupid octopus! Take it back!"

"So, uh, how am I an octopus?"

"How am I a cat!?"

"Well-uh, cats are cute!"

"Go away!"

Can we get along? You're so headstrong

There's no way, go away, now so long!

Just talk to me and you will see

That's not fair, using flair you dummy!

I've got myself just a little bit of love that I wanna spend on not you

'Cause baby, I'm afraid you'll say, that it's not okay with you

Oh-oh, 'cause you're always laughin'

And jokin'

You look like a clown

But I hope you mean what you say

"I do"

And I wonder what you would think

If I let my pride down, let it sink

Could we hold hands, kiss?

Live our lives in gentle bliss?

"We could"

"Ah! I'm not talking about you!"

You're not my prince in this

I'm not a Dere

A Tsun-TsunDere

I have a jello heart, I'm not that mean!

I'm not blushing, I was just rushing and forgot the sunscreen!

"Your smile is really cute though"

You'll never see it from underneath my pigtails!

"Alright I just wanted to let you know"

"Uh-um hey"

"Yeah? Are you okay?"

"Y-yeah, um, well, hehehe"

Hey, hey are you free free today?

Oh ho ho, why do you want to know?

It's not like I like you, okay?!

Alright cool, where do you want to go?

We could rent a boat and sail, find a bunny and feed it some juicy kale

"No that sounds really stupid"

Okay, well, how about a

Classy dinner by candlelight

Or scary stories till midnight

So then I could hold you tight

"And get Cheeto crumbs on me?! No way!"

Ba da ba da ba!

Okay, I think you're a little dense

I really do not like all of this talk you have in the present tense

Ba ba da ba da!

So listen here buddy

It's all just a big fantasy you see inside of your head! No!

So just say goodbye!

"Ugh eh-whatever"

Ba ba da ba da!

I'm not a Dere

A Tsun-TsunDere

"My girls a Dere a Tsun-TsunDere"

Hey! I can kick your butt even in this dress!

Ugh! I digress! So let's just go to the park I guess

"Pff, you wouldn't even know what to bring"

Oh, come on, will you please just say yes!

,,Cute...

,,Cute...

class is officially in session! 👩‍🏫

the eroticism of the tail has a lot to do with both its placement and its function. while tails are fully visible much like horns, they’re on the backside, right above the ass. now this is technically just a headcanon (although the same can be said for horns), but it’s widely held among monsterfuckers that tails are indeed sensitive—especially at the base where it meets the body. to a human, that area doesn’t necessarily appear to be intimate, though it is dangerously close to intimate areas. but it is an erogenous zone for a tailed creature. and they can feel sensation through their entire tail, from base to tip.