haikyu men who would baby you ⋆˚꩜｡
author’s notes: i just realised i only chose captains for this. oopsi. also this is slop i wrote bc i haven’t written in a while, i apologise!!!!! my brain just doesn’t want to come up with ideas </3
sawamura daichi ⋆˚꩜｡
⋆‧°𓏲ּ𝄢 he’s the dad of Karasuno, as we all know. as a captain, he’s responsible and always looking out for those around him, making sure they’re taking care of themselves so they can be at the top of their game. he values respect and manners, and despite his competitive nature, he really does try his best to be civil with people— even shittykawa.
⋆‧°𓏲ּ𝄢 however, with you, it’s a different type of caring nature. you’re his girlfriend!
⋆‧°𓏲ּ𝄢 he’s a true gentleman, so he wouldn’t call it ‘babying’ you, he just views the way he treats you as the way any good man would behave around a pretty lady. although, it is text book babying, just don’t call it that to his face.
⋆‧°𓏲ּ𝄢 daichi follows the side walk rule, even on a rainy day when cars are driving through puddles and spraying him with murky water. he always gives you the cushiony booth at the table even though it means he’ll get stuck with the rigid and far too hard wooden seat that makes his ass feel flatter than it was before when he finally stands up. around daichi, you’re only carrying your purse or school bag while he has your gym bag, and the other bags of trinkets, clothes, makeup, and accessories that you had to splurge on.
⋆‧°𓏲ּ𝄢 he runs a strict programme!
⋆‧°𓏲ּ𝄢 texts to ensure you’ve eaten if you’re apart, but if you’re eating together, he’s giving you ‘the look’ if he catches you picking at your food rather than eating it. you always end up with a to-go box, because he hates waste, and also wants to ensure you’ll have something to eat later in case you finally decide you’re hungry.
⋆‧°𓏲ּ𝄢 immediately corrects someone if they take a tone with you, and not because he thinks you’re helpless, he just wants to make sure himself it won’t happen again.
⋆‧°𓏲ּ𝄢 a hand is always tastefully placed on your back or your waistline, and you’re a frequent receiver of forehead kisses!
⋆‧°𓏲ּ𝄢 you visit him at practice? he gets a little sloppy because he’s too concerned making sure a ball doesn’t hit you. and so is everyone else because if someone noya and hinata hit you with a ball, terror will rain down on the entire team.
⋆‧°𓏲ּ𝄢 just as he does for others, he keeps a close eye on how the team acts around you. if kageyama and hinata happen to get into a fight again, or if noya and tanaka are being too rambunctious, or if tsuuki is being a shit head, he’s trailing them away from you (and yachi, sweet baby yachi) by the collar.
⋆‧°𓏲ּ𝄢 all in all, very protective gentleman, mama raised him right!
kuroo tetsurō ⋆˚꩜｡
⋆‧°𓏲ּ𝄢 he’s halfway there with daichi. he genuinely dotes on you and ensures you’re happy and doing well, but he’s also a huge tease :(
⋆‧°𓏲ּ𝄢 another follower of the side walk rule, his arm will be smugly snaked around your shoulders or waist, or perhaps his hand is resting inside your back pocket if you’re wearing jeans because he’s quite the show off in his own right.
⋆‧°𓏲ּ𝄢 he’s a guy who’s willing to order for you if you’re too shy, or in a mood that makes the idea of socialising feel nausea inducing. partially because he enjoys feeling like a good boyfriend, it makes him feel good about himself!
⋆‧°𓏲ּ𝄢 he lets you swatch makeup on his hand and wrist too, and gives genuine input on which one he likes best rather than saying ‘i like them all’ when he’s barely looked at them.
⋆‧°𓏲ּ𝄢 but unlike daichi, he’ll also smoosh your cheeks together and coo in the most infuriatingly condescending voice when you’re toeing that line between frustration and irritation, and wanting to murder him.
⋆‧°𓏲ּ𝄢 leaning close and asking you “what’s wrong with my baby? is she upset?” as he ruins your makeup by squishing even harder while planting the wettest smooch to your lips before snickering.
⋆‧°𓏲ּ𝄢 there are times that he dramatically pulls you to his chest when you complain about the most minor of inconveniences, murmuring sarcastic curses against the tender shell of your ear as he rocks you back and forth.
“oh no, how could something to terrible happen to my babyyyy?” and as per usual, he proceeds to snort softly as you begin to bicker back against his teasing.
⋆‧°𓏲ּ𝄢 but, to testurō’s credit, he doesn’t play when you’re actually upset. not one bit. the very moment he realises you’re on the verge of tears, or so stressed and angry you can’t think straight, he’s there.
⋆‧°𓏲ּ𝄢 this man will do some homework for you to take the load of, and sneak it back to you the next morning before a teacher can see.
⋆‧°𓏲ּ𝄢 after school, he’ll knock on your door and (as politely as possible) rush greetings with your parents so he can dart to your room and pamper you.
⋆‧°𓏲ּ𝄢 a massage to your temples or stomach whilst you nestle inti his side, soft words that are only spoken to prove he’s listening to your cries or rants. he uses tissue to dry your tears, kisses your cheeks and scratches at your scalp with the hopes to lull you to sleep.
⋆‧°𓏲ּ𝄢 through all of this, he continues to call you his ‘baby’, but of course, in these moments, his voice has lost all traces of sarcasm.
⋆‧°𓏲ּ𝄢 he always hopes he can sneak a sleepover on these kinds of nights, but on the occasion he can’t? he’s softly waking you back up as he leaves, just so you don’t go wondering where he’s gone to.
⋆‧°𓏲ּ𝄢 and when he’s home? he’s calling you, checking in despite not even being gone for twenty minutes.
⋆‧°𓏲ּ𝄢 you’re his BABY.
oikawa toorū ⋆˚꩜｡
⋆‧°𓏲ּ𝄢 you both baby each other.
⋆‧°𓏲ּ𝄢 he adores pampering his girl, but he expects equal pampering back, i fear. he’s utterly spoiled.
⋆‧°𓏲ּ𝄢 he is a big fan of cliche romance, so he honestly feels a little insulted if you don’t let him carry your bags or open doors for you. he feels as if people are staring at him and thinking that he’s a terrible boyfriend for not waiting on you hand and foot.
“baby please, just give me one bag. people are looking”
⋆‧°𓏲ּ𝄢 you will not catch this man lacking when his reputation is at stake.
⋆‧°𓏲ּ𝄢 fixes your posture???
⋆‧°𓏲ּ𝄢 “you’re too pretty to slouch, chin up, baby.”
⋆‧°𓏲ּ𝄢 toorū believes you are too pretty to do anything, although, he also thinks this about himself, so he really does try to get literally anyone else to do things for you. he’s the reason ‘sit there and look pretty’ exists.
⋆‧°𓏲ּ𝄢 similarly to posture, he is very insistent on lip balm usage. especially in winter! he hates seeing his baby with chapped lips. they look sore, why should she have to deal with that?
and he’s an absolute child so he only has flavoured ones, usually of the pink variety such as strawberry, raspberry, or lychee. you will not find a single plain nivea or vaseline on him.
⋆‧°𓏲ּ𝄢 canonically, he’s quite whiny. a big complainer, so if you begin to complain about something, so does he! and for a while, it’s a back and forth of both of you validating each other’s concern and saying ‘no, because it is a big issue!! don’t let anyone tell you otherwise, babe!’.
he’s also a big gossip, so complain to him about someone, and he’s immediately talking shit about them too, despite the fact that he has never, and probably will never, meet them.
⋆‧°𓏲ּ𝄢 additionally, toorū is physical touches biggest fan! and this coincides with him babying you. for you, he’ll adjust your sleeves and collar when it’s getting a little chilly, or zip your jacket up. holds you close under and umbrella if it’s raining, and pulls your hood down a little further because he noticed the tip of your nose getting wet.
⋆‧°𓏲ּ𝄢 remember, he wants this attentiveness reciprocated! he’s is your baby as much as you are his!
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