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Some fans are offended that I sampled Tiffany Pollard calling me “that ‘nilla wafer at communion”

Creepers act like my fanbase isn’t real but my butt is real and they know it

Q culture where you can do nothing wrong but are oppressed in the workplace, illegally censored on social media and verbally abused by women that call themselves “Christian.”

After never thinking about it, I’ve decided to come out as non-binary because I give off strong masc and fem vibes & my fashion is sometimes non-binary. I’m not transitioning because I’m comfortable with who I am but people think that I’m trans all the time, including Google AI. People often call me Miss becsuse they see it that way and I just acclimate to whichever group I’m with. I do both so maybe bigender makes sense but there is no schism internally. I would say more like a unified soul in alchemy where the divine fem and masc are combined.

Hoe mufflers be out here lyin out their mouth holes that they read my book, but we all know they don’t read. Where they finna locate a wishin well with enough coins to get $3 on Amazon? Japan??

Everybody who is anybody has Dick Breath. Let me tell you those hot dogs are poppin late this 4th of July because the lips are busted. If you’re a somebody, ask any famous person and they’ll have Dick Breath. Get yo self some now on streaming.

Stop making “official fan clubs” without talking to me. That’s just a stan or parody account.

Before Sage Suede & Devin Alfather made these videos, Texas was in a stage critical drought. Rapid desertification was destroying the environment and the Earth was dying. Then sacred gold booty shorts fire sword rituals saved the environment and it rained for 2 days straight during filming! Fugly haters finally got laid and continued daily harassment.

This is a track Dazmin composed with a quick take, before we recorded “From The 20th Floor.”

When I started releasing music as sage, I would smoke sage for the thujone. I would get mccormicks at the store and smoke it in a pipe or joint when I ran out of weed. I’m not smoking anymore and was drinking thujone in absinthe because it’s also in wormwood: that’s when I wrote Breath of Fresh Synth but the absinthe had too much sugar and rotted my gums so I cycled back to the best alcohol, vodka (“hooker mouthwash”). When I realized vodka was better as mouthwash than drinking any alcohol, I started only using it as mouthwash most of the time. Recently I started taking sage every day for longevity because it’s an acetylcholine reductase inhibitor.