Why am i laughing so hard?

THE FUCKING HANDS

this summarizes my sense of humor in less than a minute

I’m dying of laughter

IM LEGITIMATELY CRYING

How dare you

[caption] driver, muttering: god damnit, it’s paul. driver, at full volume: mornin’ paul! paul, cheerfully: the world will be reduced to ash! driver, muttering again: jesus christ that guy creeps me out. [/caption]

[additionally the driver is brian david gilbert, paul is a skeleton sitting on a bench with its arm sticking in the air, and the voice of paul is also brian david gilbert]

sorry i have bubonic plague i can’t hang out tonight

@ he/him lesbian followers i may or may not have: how many of ypu were against he/him lesbians to begin with and what led you to realize that it wasnr an issue?

*opens a bag of hot cheetos at a funeral*

Everyone else: W… what’s that crinkling noise coming from inside the coffin

i literally cannot drink milk normally i gotta chug

whore