stuff n thangs!

Cowbells were invented because their horns don’t work.

That was udderly terrible.

No need to stew about it..

What’s the beef between you two?

I don’t even know the guy! I was merely milking a cow pun for what it was worth, minding my own business. Suddenly this guy comes along and gives me the hoof. How dairy!

I don’t know how to veal about this. I’m kinda going at it calf hearted.

Nah, nothing to worry about. Full cream ahead!

I agree. It’s time to really raise the steaks.

This is the kind of mootivation I like to see around here!

C'mon people, let’s get mooving

Shit, didn’t expect this many people.. Better beef up security.

Wow, that’s a lot of puns! I think I’m going to need 3 more stomachs to fully digest this!

Word through the bovine is a back alley doctor can hook you up.

I heifer my puns a little less obvious

Merc with a mouth

Truth

Exactly.

Bwahaha

Damn!

Fitting