A skeleton told me a lie once. I said “you can’t fool me! I see right through you.”
Who won the skeleton beauty contest? No body.
What do skeletons say before they begin dining? Bone appetite!
Why didn’t the skeleton cross the road? He didn’t have the guts.
How do skeletons call their friends on Halloween? They use the telebone.
Skeletons are always so calm. I guess it’s because nothing ever gets under their skin.
I think I’ll be going to my friend’s party as a skeleton. I’ll be going without a date though. Hopefully, I can pick up somebody.
Happy Halloween everyone! Please be safe out there. <3









