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The simple beauty of icicles. Cold but pretty ❄️ 🥶 I remember sword fighting with the really long ones as a kid. Now they make me think of the Wu-Tang Clan . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . #icicles #glaçon #winter #dripdrop #icedaggers #liquidswords #gza #iphonography #shotoniphone #beautyinnature #frozenroots #findthebeautyineveryday #liquidcrystals #naturesicesculpture #winterphotos #winterpics #wutangisforthechildren via Instagram https://ift.tt/38yLOGq

🥔 ❤️ Just in time for Valentines-day, my potatoes are showing me some love. Maybe I’ll cook this cute little guy on the 14th. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . #potato #potatoes #potatoheart #potatolove❤️ #potatolove #patatedamour #patate #pommedeterre #pommedeterredamour #naturallyimperfect #eatyourveggies #heartshaped #heartshapedpotato #toocutetoeat #sahmomlife #findfuninboringstuff #valentines_day #valentinesday2020 via Instagram https://ift.tt/37g8r0X

It’s been one of those days. The kids poked the bear 😩 actually let me rephrase that , my son kept poking the bear 🐻 🍷 . . . . . . . . . . . . #redwine🍷 #redwine #dontpokethebear #cabernet #dontpokebears #LCBO #vqaontario #canadianwine #vinrouge #vinrouge🍷 #ineededthis #timetounwind #mamabear🐻 #ihatehomework #sahm #sahmlife #motherandson #theboyisdrivingmenuts via Instagram https://ift.tt/3aVCJZZ

This made me laugh 😂 who knew the grocery store had jokes . . . . . . . . . . . . . #veggiejokes #chips #beetrightback #healthyjunkfood #snacks #groceryshopping #funwithpuns #verypunny #lol via Instagram https://ift.tt/2RJ8AnI

My favourite candy. I love 🍫 it jelly beans are a close second. Black liquorice is my favourite flavour. I have to eat these slowly otherwise I’ll finish the entire box without even realizing it. . . . . . . . . . . . #jellybeans #jellybean #jellybelly #candy #sugarush #sugar #delicious #blacklicorice #liquorice #tastytreat #nomnom via Instagram https://ift.tt/2tqKndD

My sister came over the other day and baked a cake with my daughter. They watched a @yolanda_gampp @howtocakeit video tutorial on how to make an giant chocolate chip cookie cake 🍪 I must admit I was skeptical. I thought there was no way the cake would turn out like the one in the video. My sister is a good baker and my daughter is an enthusiastic helper; But cooking with kids can get messy. Well I must admit I was wrong. My sister wins the prize for auntie of the year! She was patient and kind and guided my daughter through the baking process. The end result is a beautiful and delicious cake. . . . . . . . . . . . #howtocakeit #yolandagampp #howtocakeitrecipe #familybaking #auntsarethebest #auntsandneices #mylittlesister #cookiecake #homebaking #rolledfondant #nomnom #yummy #cakedecorating #cakesofinstagram #cakestagram #cake via Instagram https://ift.tt/39HTln0

Time to eat the gingerbread house! Why eat it bit by bit? When you can have more fun smashing it!!!! . . . . . . . . . . . #gingerbreadhouse #gingerbread #gingerbreadsmash #hulksmash #hulk #theincrediblehulk #theholidaysareover #allgoodthingsmustcometoanend #cookiecrumble #brokengingerbreadhouse #smashedhouse #familyfun #sahmlife #nomnomnom #yummy via Instagram https://ift.tt/39slpL8

Happy New Year 🥳 🥂🍾 I wish you and your families all the best for 2020 . . . . . . . . . . #happynewyear #2020 #bonneannée #iwishyouallthebest #ihopethenewyearbringsgoodthings #nonewyearsresolutions #justbegoodtooneanother #ihopeimakeittomidnight #nordicgnome #feltboardquotes #feltboard #letterboard #letterboardquotes via Instagram https://ift.tt/35aWuZ5

Thank You For your Christmas presents, I thank you one and all. For the big ones many thanks, And fewer for the small. -William Church . . . . . . . . . . #christmastree #christmas2019 #christmastime🎄 #lol #christmaspoems #xmasselfie #selfie #purplehairdontcare #xmasbreak via Instagram https://ift.tt/2QmprMg

New hair & new glasses 💁🏾‍♀️👓 42 and feeling brand new! Walking into the new year with clear vision. Not quite 2020 but not quite as blurry either 💜 . . . . . . . . . . #newhairwhodis #newglasseswhodis #purplehairdontcare #crochetbraids #crochethairstyles #blackgirlhairstyles #momstyle #sahm #bespectacled #glassesgirl #girlswhowearglasses #blackgirlwithglasses via Instagram https://ift.tt/35Qsm6t

@overturewiththearts Thank you for all that you do!!!! For seven years in a row you have helped provide happy holidays for families in need!!! Congratulations to everyone who helped make this event a success! . . . . . . . . . . . #oveturewiththearts #hollyjolly #holidaybrunch #givingbacktothecommunity #thegrinch #itsbeginningtolookalotlikechristmas #grinch #grinchselfie via Instagram https://ift.tt/2LCta6X

My cat isn’t impressed with the reindeer antlers. 🤣👎🏾😾🎄 . . . . . . . . . . . . . . #catsofinstagram #cats #cats_of_instagram #catstagram #christmascat #christmascatsofinstagram #christmaswithcats #catsincostumes #reindeercat #furbaby #mycatisnotamused #thethingswedotoourpetsforacutepicture via Instagram https://ift.tt/351HY6E

My sister bought me a cookie at a craft fair. This little bear 🐻 is so cute that I didn’t want to eat him.... But I figured if I didn’t eat him he would spoil and that would be wasteful. My Mama always said that it is a sin to waste food so.....Mr. Bear got eaten. RIP little guy, you were delicious. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . #sugarcookies #sugarcookiesofinstagram #sugarcookies #delicious #cookies #frostedsugarcookies #getinmybelly😋 #getinmybelly #yummyinmytummy #theresapartyinmytummy #christmascookies #bearcookies #sweettreats via Instagram https://ift.tt/2DHbMcP

Christmas decorations are up!🎅🏾♥️☺️ . . . . . . . . . . . #ohchristmastree #christmasdecor #christmasfun #sahm #sahmlife #itsbeginningtolookalotlikechristmas🎄🎁 #christmastree #watchingchristmasmovies #xmasdecor #xmastreedecorating #xmastree #feelingfestive🎄 via Instagram https://ift.tt/34kW2rC

Boooooo!!!!! When is the snow going to melt ? ❄️ Winter is the worst 🥶 . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . #feltboard #feltboards #feltboardquotes #wintersucks #ihatesnow #mopgnomes #itsbeginningtolookalotlikechristmas #christmascrafts #christmascraftsforkids #christmasdecor #funwiththekids #craftsforkids #ihatewinter via Instagram https://ift.tt/32NJho7

Not quite warm enough for this type of footwear, but this is a warm enough day to get a pedicure and crank the heat in the car. 💅🏾😊 🚗 . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . #pedicure #pedi #pedicuredtoes #coldfeet #chillytoes #fallweather🍁 #metime #itwasworthit #flipflops #bluenailpolish #opi #opinailpolish #opinaillacquer #noroomforthebluesopi #shorttoes via Instagram https://ift.tt/2NdR9tf

More beauty amongst the trees @morgan.arboretum . . . . . . . . . #cabininthewoods #forest #naturephotography #forestphotography #fall #fallphotography #automne🍂 #autumn #quebecnature #fieldtripchaperone #crosscountryrunning via Instagram https://ift.tt/2qDRyNZ