jesus wept.

There’s someone who has their iPhone named “hot single horses in your area” and they airdrop people pictures of horses randomly. Nobody knows who it is. Once, during an assembly, the laptop that the projector was from had airdrop turned on, and in the middle of a presentation about bullying, it popped up in front of the entire school. HOT SINGLE HORSES IN YOUR AREA WANTS TO SHARE AN IMAGE. A picture of a horse, with text in bubble letters over it saying “available”

whoever they are they’re my hero

first onision loses his patreon then pewdiepie gets robbed blind this decade is going out with a bang so far

logan paul you’re next. likes charge reblogs cast

Holy fucking shit it worked

one of these days someone is going to delete a load bearing anonymous ask and this website will collapse 

good

sorry mate I can’t talk right now I’m being chased by a lit trail of gunpowder

Hey what’s that pouring out of your pocket?

oh god