big juicy

Dude living downstairs has been loudly rapping for like 10 minutes, then suddenly did a high pitched scream, and now its silent down there

he got raptured

Stop warning me about mature content I'm literally an adult

A truthberry might make you tell the truth... But a lieberry? A lieberry will loan you books

proud victim of the tumblr accent. it's fading out of public consciousness as the tik tok accent takes precedence; a linguistic evolution that makes the tumblr accent 85% funnier to unsuspecting civilians. it's like releasing a disease on a non-inoculated population. coughing baby versus hydrogen bomb.

im angry at myself for walking into that so perfectly

[Image ID: Tumblr tags reading: i have no idea what a tumblr accent even is but I know it oozes off of me like a thick miasma, ive been poisoned by tumblr for far too long /End ID]

In case anyone missed it

you fucking suck at burger

the part of adulthood that no one ever warns you about is the amount of surfaces you need to acquire to put your things and trinkets on

makes your puppy dusty

Yeah its baically Dusty puppy thursday

i love writing out numbers and then putting them in parentheses like "one (1)" even when i dont need to i think its funny

youd think a band named violent femmes would be made up of violent femmes. but it isnt. its dudes

youse may bloody reckon a band name of violent femmes'd be a buncha sheilas after a couple bundy cokes. but it aint. packa blokes.