yama's legs

Psychology: Why do people do the thing? Sociology: How do people who do the thing interact with other people who do the thing? Anthropology: Who else has done/is doing the thing and where are they? Philosophy: What is the meaning of the thing? Where did the thing come from? Geology: Is the thing a rock?

#speaking as a geologist… #usually the answer is no #however sometimes #sometimes it is yes #and on that day we rejoice (via everythingfromdust)

do you ever just want to listen to the same song for a week or maybe two

WHY IS IT ALWAYS PEARL 

It’s always Pearl because this meme is structured around a very common comedy trope (which TV Tropes calls ‘The Triple’) which is to list two normal things and then follow it up with a third random or humorous thing. You need to save the joke for last or else it doesn’t work as well and if you have too many or too few examples beforehand it just kind of kills the impact, so the magic number for the joke to work is 3 and since Pearl is listed third she’s always the one replaced with the joke

-have people grab your wrist/arm to see if people can get their whole hand around it                                                                                                              -are compared to twigs                                                                                        -are told ‘’REAL women have curves’’                                                                -are blamed for the media telling people skinnier is better         

I have literally never related to anything in my life more

I’m beginning to wonder if people laughed but I just couldn’t hear them

Girls don’t want boys, girls want high-speed internet and dragons

I have never seen a Starbucks commercial.

Shit